" yeah, great job, king "

swaggyama tobiyolo & saltyshima kei 🌙

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How do Chinese cooks cut vegetables

[comrade-rat]

At first I was like, oh neat some fun tricks to make chopping faster and less messy, and then he made an extendable potato and I died

[advanced-procrastination]

Witchcraft

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

tag yourself as types of people during quarantine:

type 1: self care queen, makes advice posts for other people, prolly knows how to cook rlly well, def has a good skincare routine going, bonding w their pets, goes for daily walks, picked up a new hobby to have something to do, fting with their friends all the time, does makeup to pass the time

type 2: actually knows the Fax about covid, reading a lot and listening to the news, sings the song when they wash their hands, actually takes online school seriously, maintains a routine to stay sane, podcasts playing all day long, works out every day, prolly like practicing doing their hair or nails

type 3: sleep schedule is gone by day two, has lost all track of time, microwave meals, binge watches tv while dozing off, tries to do some housework, really needs some sun tho, not rlly stir crazy but theyre Anxious, cant remember when they last washed their hair, animal crossing has Consumed them

type 4: set a lot of goals and has met None of them, losing it wo their friends, paces around the house a lot, listening to music 24/7, survives on snack food only, scrolling thru social media for hours at a time, "i didnt exercise before why would i now", probably has started talking to themselves

type 5: is dying but in a very fun sexy way, prolly had to move back in w their fam, fucking despises all of them, bitching 24/7, definitely developing a drinking or drug problem, ignoring onling school and actin like its still break, naps for dayz, has been wearing the same pjs for 6 days

[mazusu]

“He’s not just relying on his usual animal instincts, he was actually reading.”

[wazngrl]

thank u dad

[jimdoesntcarrey-deactivated2014]

[doggosource]

[a6]

man fuck math. if you know a number fuck you

[poptabprincess]

There’s a number in your url

[a6]

[dreaminterlude]

jaehyun ✰ 200329

[gifak-net]

[kindamindless]

I laughed way too much

[askfordoodles]

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

[thetalee]

The fucking squirrel thing, though.

[bi-saster-beech]

So, I’m rewatching Haikyuu!! and I noticed that in their first match with Nekoma, the team moms stuck together the whole time.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ccczzxnnxx]

[versacethotty]

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[puyopuyo]

what the fuck

[puyopuyo]

[the-worm-man]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[levil0vesyou]

I’m on mobile someone add Mr Mime

[tumblingclockwork]

[kiyokospeaks]

[gemmthecosmic-deactivated202210]

There we go!

[chilewithcarnage]

Lightning McQueen has horny fans??!?

[insomniac-arrest]

…. what is Mr. Mime’s last name?

[crapheadslaphead-deactivate-blog]

[iwontswear]

i know you want me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wistfulwatcher]

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

[sherlocked-to-holmes]

Me pretending everything is okay, but in reality the end of the semester is coming up and so are finals and I’m freaking out

[springdaymv]

disrespect spring day and you disrespect me