I Am Melon Lord

Sometimes people get butt acne. My name is Ariel, I'm 34 and idk what I'm doing, tbh. I like Avatar, OUAT even though it's shit now (that's a lie, I hate OUAT, I just love Lana Parrilla), Orphan Black...and other things, I dunno. Big le$bean, married to the cutest woman ever. Swan Queen is my endgame. Still crying real tears over Korrasami. This is a shit blog, my dudes. No theme. If I like it, it's gonna go on here.

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[miamignonette]

[miamignonette]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[weavemama]

[correctopinionhaver]

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[dogpuppy]

[hotcrossedfangs]

[bumblebeebats]

My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

[bumblebeebats]

Nay, verily... I have noted the position of the stars, and determined rather that The Beast Hungers... for her nightly plate of wet food

[bumblebeebats]

@calamitytrios @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey The people have spoken

Behold, The Beast

[viralfrog]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[tiktoks-tailored-to-me]

Source

[peys-mc]

HELLO?????????

[bisexualpixiebabe]

I've had this image saved forever and finally I have a use for it