[dismorfofobie]

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[deirdreskye]

When she pulls your loincloth to the side

[siphoneuphore]

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[gryffon]

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[stealthneko]

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[speedlimit15]

i do think a seppuku emoji wouldbe very useful but not exactly beneficial

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation