Spooky and Confused

Jo (or Joseph) -28-He/They- Bi Ace- ALL OPINIONS ARE MY OWN AND DO NOT REFLECT ANY BRAND OR COMPANY

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[theindigospectrum]

[voib-s-reblog-sideblog]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[thatjoelguy81]

"Piss for me, My Angel of Urine! PISS!"

*Electric Organ music*

*Pissing*

[nulchar]

[oracleoutlook]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[egirlbutternubs]

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

[cthonicurcheon]

stark lines under jace's nipples in a pool of blood directly next to transcend....which could mean nothing

[xantchaslegacy]

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kii-tty]

[godisafujoshi]

Anthony Bourdain

[willgrahamscock]

nature is beautiful

[msh2o2]

That is the most beautiful mantis I have ever seen does anyone have her number?

[willgrahamscock]

shes not interested in youu

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[shymikka]

Okay, here's the thing. Count von Count is absolutely a vampire, we know this. However, he's on a children's show. A very popular one. One that we all, collectively as a society, firmly believe is 100% real.

But we all, again as a society, accept at some point that it's secretly not real. It's a fiction for children that we all say is real but actually isn't. Count von Count is a real vampire, and at the same time he cannot be a vampire, because he's on a show for children that is only pretend real. We all want him to be real, but we all know at a certain point that he isn't.

He is the Camarilla's long con, their best psyop. He is the only vampire allowed to publicly breach the Masquerade every day, because by doing so, he is making the Masquerade that much more believable. People who claim that vampires are real have to deal with others saying "What, like the Count on Sesame Street? Suuuuee, buddy, vampires are real...and they count things..."

If Count von Count was an actual threat to the Masquerade, he would have been blood hunted decades ago. And Jim Henson and Sesame Street would have been quietly disappeared. But the Justicars know that he's doing his part to ensure that the Camarilla's Masquerade is doing what it needs to.

[naga-noia]

THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLORRRRRRRRRR

[galaxyedgeviolet]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[my-dailydreams]