King McDingus

Sh!t poster Extraordinaire

[flyingaceartistkhi]

Something blursed for the soul

[kingus-dingus]

After some maths I found out

If you play Spit It Out-Live at the Download Festival, 2009 at 11:54:23 pm

Corey Taylor will tell you to Jump the Fuck Up as the clock strikes midnight.

[kingus-dingus]

Reblogging to add

If you play Disasterpiece at 11:55:11pm

You’ll ring in the New Year at the beat drop where everyone synchronized headbangs.

[kingus-dingus]

No you don’t understand

THEY BOTH SIT AT THE SAME TABLE

[kingus-dingus]

Watching Arcane with my husband:

(Yes it’s that Cait and Vi scene)

Husband: Please don’t fuck in the prison cell

Me: They’re gonna fuck in the prison cell

Husband: Why? They could’ve gone anywhere else. She has an office.

(His beef was there’s nowhere comfy in a prison cell for boning)

[humanrinds]

what do you mean captain spaulding from house of 1000 corpses was in a james bond movie

[kingus-dingus]

‘Scuse me, WHAT

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[isaiahomega]

From Russia, with Nudes

[flyingaceartistkhi]

Beyblade x SKZ Fanart

Thanks to @eternalnexuswarrior I got on a Beyblade kick again and thought “Hm I should draw Tsubasa as Chk Chk Boom era Felix”

[flyingaceartistkhi]

Guess I’ll share this now so here is a pixel recreation of this iconic Jeongin moment!

[itsapmseymour]

i want tits

here's a nice pair for you

[soulferox]

I think they mean milkers

[itsapmseymour]

Ah my mistake

Here you go

[dastump]

nah, i think they want Boobies

[itsapmseymour]

Man you people really like birds

[kittykatchao]

udders.

UDDERS.

[itsapmseymour]

Tsk tsk, relentless crowd are we

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

OP I think they're looking for shoulder boulders.

[itsapmseymour]

Shoulder boulders… AH YOU MEAN PAULDRONS

They are quite shapely like boulders

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

FOR CRYING OUT

[itsapmseymour]

Maaaaaan y’all can’t make up your minds

Fresh off the grill

[pansexual-texas]

WE DEMAND JUGS!!!

[itsapmseymour]

MORE JUGS?! I gave you guys those!

Maybe naturally crafted Isn’t your thing

Perhaps plastic

[nightsmudge]

I believe they are desperately requesting female mammary glands of the humanoid variety

specifically ones of large size

Quite the silly request in my opinion, I actually liked the birds and the jugs

[itsapmseymour]

Oh!

Well why didn’t they just say so

I only have it in Elf though

[tmblrboxyofroxy]

Where is the art originally from?

[itsapmseymour]

Me

I made it

[flyingaceartistkhi]

“Oh how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again”

Felix fanart based off of this image from one of the fan signs (see below)

Side note: I’ve been listening to so much Nightwish that it just inspired me to make this piece

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

surrects you, kills you and--wait hold up. are you. are you getting off on this? oh, that's gross. that's so nasty. stop that. that is NOT what this is. what the hell is wrong with you

[kingus-dingus]

Well this is the wrong Die Hard movie

[radiation]

Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

[fortidogi]

are you a frog or perhaps a turtle

[radiation]

i am a Saxophone player

[lemobadeskie]

[kingus-dingus]

Imagine these 2 in a room

[kingus-dingus]

Tired loopy brain at 6AM was thinking how this song

Would mix with this song

[soopibean]

NEW COMIC YAY!

Featuring Changbin, IN and Seungmin.

Credits to the original incorrect quote. I just drew it :))

[wardenapproaches]

Daily checklist of affirmations:

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me