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she/her, born '98, queer 🏳️‍🌈 I mainly post Star Trek and Stargate, fanartist and fanfic writer

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 07.08 Space Race

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[mizuthe-cat]

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

[vanilleflwr]

🦢

[chimaerakitten]

Among the many crimes against good writing and the audience committed in the back half of SGA, perhaps one of the worst for me personally was arranging things such that I was actually unhappy to see Sam.

[chimaerakitten]

In the better version of S4 there’s a massive John-Sam conflict centered on the fact that John does not actually know how to deal with a CO just as committed to recklessly leading from the front and disobeying orders as he is.

[S4 E2]

Sam: I’m sorry John, but I can’t authorize you going to rescue Elizabeth from the replicators

John: :(

[the next morning]

John: Colonel, with all due respect, what are you doing to my jumper

Sam: [duel wielding welding torches] Oh this? This is the Elizabeth rescueatron 3000. It lets the jumper project small bubbles of its cloak to other nearby locations so the replicators won’t even know we’re there!

John: you told me I couldn’t go last night

Sam: We were due to send a databurst to the SGC last night and the Daedalus hadn’t left yet. Now we have a whole week to do whatever we want before we have to tell them! If my time with SG1 taught me anything, it’s that it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission. Now, what do you think about Jenifer doing experimental brain surgery on me so I can fly the jumper? I’ve been developing an implant that mimics the ATA. It does need a sample from an ATA-positive pilot’s motor cortex though. You don’t mind, do you?

Rodney: [bursting in] Sheppard! I have an idea for how to save Elizabeth. I just need a jumper and a piece of your brain—

Sam: Hey Rodney! Way ahead of you. Did you figure out how to boost the range yet?

[stargatevp]

WE WERE ROBBED! I TELL YA!!!

[syfysource]

Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I just have a little problem with scientists.

Stargate SG-1 1.01 Children of the Gods

[wizard-dax]

Season 1 Kira..... I'm so sorry girl... You deserve the world...

I recently found out she was only 26 during season 1 and I'm only 26 right now and... yeah...

(Song: "Mandy, Do You Know Any Other Songs" by 2 Mellow)

[lesbianshepard]

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.

Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.

Some examples:

Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness. 

I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like, 

A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.

Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it. 

I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase. 

Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.

[workfornow]

This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”

Plus it’s hilarious.

[cloudfreed]

I love ancient art history !!!!!

[clockshunddachshund]

@lowercasetrashwriter

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says “There’s a lot of private parts in here but we’re dedicated to displaying history so we won’t censor these. Enter at your own risk” or something. It’s prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.

[dovewithscales]

Fucking Puritanism.

Unpopular opinion: Sex exists. Making body parts taboo is both psychologically bad for us and kinda stupid.

[waywren]

when i went to the travelling Pompeii exhibit a few years ago it was nice to have a section just gently sectioned off with all the fun phalloi and graffiti. they had a warning on it, but they ALSO had a warning on the ‘hey this is where the simulated eruption happens, if you have trouble with flashing lights or loud noises let us know so we can show you the shortcut’ bit, and I appreciated both.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

How to show emotions

Part X

How to show pleasure

dilated pupils

mouth half opened

increased heart rate

increased breath rate

increased blood flow

heightened sensitivity

body parts turning warm and flushed

body parts becoming engorged or wet

tension in the entire body

trembling

involuntary contractions

hard to speak, but incapable to be quiet

How to show tenderness

sincere, warm, and open smile

slow and soft movements

leaning in towards what they feel tender about

listening carefully, head held towards them

gentle tone of voice

softening of facial expressions

relaxed eyebrows

soft and relaxed eyes

a hint of a tear appearing

relaxed mouth with a little smile

gently touching or stroking who or what they feel tender about

calm breathing, not too shallow, not too deep

How to show guilt

avoiding eye contact or looking down

tightness in the shoulders, neck, and jaw

being hunched over, slumped shoulders, making themself small

turning their body away from who they feel guilty towards

sweaty palms

trembling hands

heart racing

fidgeting with their entire body

crossing and uncrossing one’s legs

shifting from one foot to the other

pacing around

knot in the stomache, not being able to eat or eating too much to compensate

a feeling of heaviness in their body

How to show curiosity

open, dilated eyes

holding eye contact

raised eyebrows

tilting of the head

leaning towards what they find curious

mouth slightly open

uncrossed arms

actively listening

holding still, so they don't miss anything

More: How to write emotions Masterpost

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[stargatelov3r]

Thanks for the tag @galactic-pirates ! (And sorry to everyone who’s been tagging me lately. I swear i love to be tagged i just forgor)

Rules: Make a poll with five of your favourite characters and tag five people. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Choose a favorite of my favorite characters!

Elizabeth Weir (Stargate Atlantis)

Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek Voyager)

Kira Nerys (Star Trek Deep Space Nine)

T’Rina (Star Trek Discovery)

Anna Bates (Downton Abbey

Voting ended onMay 24

Find the outlier aldhskshskshs

No pressure tagging @kira-nerys-rocks @birdie-branson @mathgirl24 @ussjellyfish @glowelle

[thosetiktoks]

Credit: meg_langton_

[doriangraysrockcollection]

oh hey i have one for this

[logicgunn]

@bunny-bopper ..........

[stargatelov3r]

@kira-nerys-rocks NOT to call you out but

[kira-nerys-rocks]

.... well... guilty as charged I guess

[sfa-dailies]

Learning from the best on and off screen. 💙 #StarfleetAcademy #StarTrek startrek via instagram

[departmentq]

This show had the best first season of any Star Trek show.

Looking forward to season two; I will sincerely miss this show, and mourn the loss of it's potential. It's message is why this was the show we needed.

Definitely going to get this on physical media is it's available.

[alcka]

Yeah I didn't feel like taking new pics so you'll have the ones with the cat food

My BFF @shingravirei and I worked together to give one of our windows a SGA-inspired makeover! Fills our home with whimsy and sunlight. (Literally, we didn't like that window before, now I open the shutters any chance I get).

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you know this TV Show Song? #6

I know the song and the show

I know the song but not the show

I know the show but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Voting ended onMay 5

[mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck]

One of the best kinds of x files screenshots is where nothing particularly important is happening except for Special Agent Doctor Dana Scully serving absolutely face

[alicentsgf]

how i walk through life

[ham-of-despair]

i checked wikipedia to see if this was real and not a tumblr lie. wikipedia said it was true but i still just couldn't quite believe it. so then i checked the imdb summary for the pilot and OH MY GOD IT'S REAL