KirbyAk

They/Them | Queer

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[uncertainlys]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

[avantgarden-er]

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[thetyrannosaur]

[ritualday]

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

[sickdogs]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[twinkhole-destroyer]

and i'm not even living la vida loca

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?