Make It Boomin'

Jess, 25, she/her. This site is a diddly-darn mess.

[currrsy]

simon petrikov

[thesnadger]

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[thesnadger]

Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.

Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.

[thesnadger]

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

[probablyafaggot]

me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!

ten minutes later: man, i'm so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it

[asklittlepip]

World's biggest mod site bans mods replacing Pride flags: 'We don't want to and won't argue this with you'

Following community drama around a Spider-Man mod, Nexusmods says enough is enough.

“We don’t want to and won’t argue this with you. We’ve now explained our stance and we won’t be providing a platform for you to distort our position in order to feed an irrational and paranoid narrative. You can do that elsewhere, where we won’t care enough to read it.”

Gotta love Nexus Mods’ post on this, which is the best kind of response!

[strelark]

You know the mod who wrote this really enjoyed it

[zindabad]

Bro we are stuck here for ever why don’t we just take care of each other like we’re supposed to

[free-my-mindd]

Best thing to do honestly.

[bugslap]

work it grandpa

[kellykline]

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

[aleh-atoria]

[neenarchive]

big shout out to drinks that are pink

[vintagsblog-deactivated20220702]

Lizzo & Megan Thee Stallion at Met Gala

[letteredlettered]

what socks do pirate love the most?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrgyle

[letteredlettered]

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrrrrgon

[letteredlettered]

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

[letteredlettered]

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

[mydaroga]

R!

[letteredlettered]

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

[animatedamerican]

Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:

Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?” The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!” Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”

[kitconnor]

MEGAN THEE STALLION 2022 Annual Met Gala

[cypopps]

Do autistic kids "grow out" of their autism? Why does it sometimes seem like there are so few autistic adults?

For Autism Acceptance Month, I covered this topic in this comic to help explain this disconnect! YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Twitter

[thefuzzyaya]

This February on my Patreon I'm drawing little comic about boys first time 😉

Here are little snippets

[electricheart]

a little reminder! by anna-laura art

[valtsv]

guy kneels down and holds out his sword to swear loyalty to me but i just take the sword and run

[valtsv]

"you have my sword" yeah i do lol. my sword now.

[politijohn]

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Look at this winning streak

[saffrongymleader]

happy may day!!