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Full-time shitposter. Expect some NSFW +18 BDSM and D/s stuff, dank memes, tabletop rpgs and cute thingies. Also, vidya. 🐾 Poland 🐾 23 🐾 cishet 🐾 She/Her 🐾 Owned and collared

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ijustwannagobacktosleep]

Love him, great man

[fanwithoutaplan]

plizzanet earth

[phantomrose96]

wait i got it BEST way to profit off of Posts+ I got it I got it

make a lot of enemies (easy and natural on tumblr dot com!)

DONT block them. cultivate them, like house plants. muddy up their fandom space with their Least Favorite Genre of fan content until you're public enemy number 1

start vague-posting about them. leave out enough details so the people hate-reading your blog can't quite figure out if it's about them or not

then make a tell-all post like "okay yall are asking, HERE are the full details of what's happening (pls don't go send hate to these blogs fr guys 🥺🥺🥺)"

PAYWALLED POST.

message all of your enemies on anon being like "um... <tumblr user> is saying some really intense stuff about you? is it true? cuz tbh like, super problematic if true 😬"

their combined curiosity, hatred of you, and burning need to defend themselves from Problematic:tm: Accusations:tm: leave them with no choice but to subscribe.

gain subscribers+. amount of subscribers+ is limited ONLY by your ability to piss off people on the internet.

profit.

repeat endlessly in other fandoms

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"participation trophy generation" do you mean "generation whose schools and teachers emotionally blackmailed us into compliance by labeling every facet of our education as a competition with a heirarchy of awards and trophies, to the point it was not uncommon for literal children (especially ones who struggled to fit in among their peers) to base their entire identity on grades & academic or extracurricular success, all while cementing a tendency towards extreme anxiety around the approval of faceless authority figures*"?

is that the cultural trend u were referring to?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*which couldn't possibly be useful to or exploited by our future employers

[whitepeopletwitter]

[crossconnectmag]

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[heyepiphora]

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[heyepiphora]

GIVEAWAY: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

Fight your existential dread with orgasms. Enter to win one of 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400+! 

Every kit is stocked with 4-5 outstanding items: legendary vibrators, hand-poured dildos, perfect butt plugs, thrusting toys, porn, my favorite lube, and more. These highly-curated kits contain only toys I know and love, and most are available to my international readers!

Giveaway ends 10/30. Enter to win on my blog — and don’t forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries! 

[taibhsearachd]

Lmao did I seriously get called a bootlicker for holding the terrible oppressive opinion of “authors deserve to be paid for their work”? You’re not a radical for distributing other people’s creative work for free you’re just a dick.

[taibhsearachd]

Fucking wild how many of these people seem to believe both that books are so vital that it’s necessary they’re immediately available to everyone at no cost, and also that authors are bougie scum who contribute nothing to society, have nothing of worth to say, don’t deserve to be paid or not have their job security undermined, and should find another job… and they see no contradiction in this. Absolutely amazing.

[ruffboi-mags]

#this is honestly not an exaggeration I have seen all of this in the past hour #also loving the assumption across the board that all authors are white able-bodied financially stable and otherwise not marginalized #which is HILARIOUSLY inaccurate in the circles I run in #and by loving I mean I want to punch people

#‘oh but if you buy books it goes to the publisher not the author’ #yeah usually but if you buy books it tells the publisher it’s worth buying ANOTHER book from that author #it means their next advance might be higher #it means they CONTINUE TO HAVE A JOB

#yeah capitalism is bullshit and we all hate it but until we escape it we still all need incomes in order to eat

[jackironsides]

Also, as I have said a million kajillion times? People who work in publishing deserve to eat too. Not just authors. Although authors also deserve this! Publishing isn’t the music industry. Editors spend many, many hours working on those books you like so that they’re readable. (Sometimes you can tell when an author has got too famous and they clearly have stopped listening to their editors. You can see the quality of the books decline.) Illustrators drew that map of the book’s fantasyland at the front; illustrators drew that double-page spread of a mediaeval town with the hundreds of people walking around. Photographers took the colour photos in the glossy insert. Permissions staff called around and cajoled that Scandinavian museum to secure the right to print that photo of that Viking ship. Typesetters and graphic designers made the interior readable, and made the eye catching cover. Heck, editors made sure that each paragraph of text was tagged correctly so that the book could be turned into an ebook, and checked it once it was done to make sure it hadn’t all gone weird in the conversion. If it’s a nonfiction book, there’s even a chance that the publisher sought out an author or author team to write the book, not the other way around – especially for textbooks.

There is an extraordinary amount of work that goes into publishing a book. Authors spend a horrific amount of time on each one, and so do staff at publishing houses. Almost none of us get paid particularly well. In my first job as an editor, I was alarmed to discover that I could get a 10k raise by quitting and going to work as a receptionist. I’ve been a receptionist before. It didn’t require me to work overtime, or to have a university qualification. I’ve played Solitaire on the computer as a receptionist. Being an editor had me regularly stay late at the office.

The thing about ‘x book has sold so well! All the money should go to the author’ is that it shows you don’t understand how publishing works. Most books don’t make very much for the publisher. Some don’t cover the cost of production. The reason why publishers can keep producing books, and can publish interesting or risky books, is those rare success stories. In Australia, our local publisher Allen & Unwin had the distribution rights for Harry Potter, which they did not produce. But the money they got for distributing the series bankrolled books by Australian authors. It meant they could publish Garth Nix’s children books, a beautiful coffee table book on the Sydney Harbour Bridge, or the Phryne Fisher series.

Pirating books won’t hurt the few executives who make money at publishing. But it will hurt authors – most of whom don’t make enough from writing to classify their work as anything other than a hobby – and it hurts people like me, who make authors works look good.

Pirating books shuts down small publishers, or otherwise they get bought out by the same big publishers you rail against. Ours is not an industry with a large safety net. We really, I don’t know how to get this across to you, do not make much money. The reason why Hachette is large and makes a lot of money is because Hachette is an umbrella publisher that has something like sixty smaller publishers under it. I can’t remember the exact number from when I worked there, and it’s likely changed since, anyway. If you don’t want the five big publishers owning everything, you need to support the smaller publishers. Which means buying their books, or at the very least not pirating them.

Most people who work in publishing do it because we really love books. We’re really not in it to make money. Which is good, because people who work in publishing are really poorly paid. I have met more than a few who leave after five or ten years, who go to work in the government, or at universities, or in marketing, because the poor pay and the stress has finally got to them.

And you know what? If capitalism ceased to exist tomorrow, I’d be delighted to spend my days making books for no renumeration. I love books. I love editing! But that’s not the world we live in, and I don’t want to see my tiny industry basically cease to exist. I’ve already seen the number of jobs in publishing shrink and shrink in my country. I’ve seen publishers disappear and get swallowed up by others.

Authors and publishing staff are not the enemy. Why the fuck shouldn’t they get paid for their fucking labour.

[girl-in-red-crossing-deactivate]

Hi! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood professional copy editor!

I haven’t been paid in three months thanks to corona. I don’t get paid much when I do get paid. And if you pirate this biography of Charles de Gaulle that I am devoting my weekend to, I won’t get paid at all.

Books do not fly straight from the author’s head to your hands.

If you can afford it, buy your books. (And if you’re in the U.S., buy them from Bookshop.org because fuck Amazon.)

If you can’t afford to buy books, GO TO YOUR LIBRARY! THAT IS HOW YOU GET BOOKS FOR FREE! A librarian can help you get any book you want! And the library pays for the books! Publishers get money to pay their employees and you get the book for free! The library gets a boost in circulation numbers, which helps them convince the state government to please, please give them some of the tiny percentage of tax dollars that are still used to better the community.

You say you love books?

SUPPORT SMALL PUBLISHERS. SUPPORT SMALL BOOKSTORES. SUPPORT LIBRARIES.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

[barin-mclegg]

I think this might be the best post of yours I’ve ever read

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wat about the 1 directly above it???

[twisted-monarch]

This is so beautiful and uplifting that I’m going to abstain of looking for the other post in order to keep this wholesome feeling.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let’s fix that!

[inkskinned]

i want to be untouchably beautiful but i also don’t want to care about how i look. i want to be the top of my class but i also just want to do as best as i can without driving myself to the edge. i want to be floating and ethereal but i want to be solid, dangerous. a mystery that’s open to everybody. a romantic that never falls in love. the bird and the cat both.

[sisypheus]

alright babes, uquiz time.

find out who you would be in fantasy society. i’m reblogging with a link so tumblr doesn’t hide this. 

[sisypheus]

https://uquiz.com/hqYqHQ

[arcaneoddity]

[maironsmaid]

Yesss perfect

[first-son-of-finwe]

[ruffboi-mags]

Yeah that sounds about right

[gefdreamsofthesea]

The guy who died from plague.

You know what? That’s fair.

[liminalwings]

“ the mysterious witch - people are a little scared of you but you mostly mean well. you’re smart, you like animals and nature, and on tuesdays you do blood magic but no one needs to know about that.“

Yeah the entirety of my night crew would agree with that. 

[deactivated-blog]

Yea that’s pretty on brand lmao

[kireue]

[cesaray]

[neck-bite]

[lookninjas]

Just wanted to put this thought out there before I go to bed:

You do not owe anyone, not even yourself, a perpetually zen outlook or permanently sunny disposition.  You do not need to face each new setback, warning, or disruption with a smile, a mantra, or an addition to your list of gratitudes. 

If you are sad, if you are angry, if you are afraid, if you feel yourself on the edge of despair – that is not failure.  That is not overreaction.  Shit is weird as hell and it’s going to hit you in odd moments.  That’s okay.  It’s human, and it’s expected.

Let yourself feel this shit.  Don’t beat yourself up about it.  You’re not doing anything wrong.  This is how these things are going to feel.  That’s all there is to it.

This isn’t going to stop you, and it hasn’t stopped you, and it won’t stop you.  You don’t need to be okay to keep going.  You just need to keep going.  And you can keep going, even with all these feelings.

You don’t have to be calm about this.  It’s probably better that you aren’t, at least not all the time.

Give yourself permission to feel bad, at least a little, at least sometimes. 

[aetheart]

rules: You can usually tell a lot about a person by the kind of music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. No skipping!

1. bite - troye sivan

2. sucker - jonas brothers

3. water fountain - alec benjamin

4. roxanne - arizona zervas

5. grind me down - jawster

6. lottery (renegade) - k camp

7. i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

8. we fell in love in october - girl in red

9. girls like girls - hayley kiyoki

10. meant to be yours - from heathers the musical

my songs are all separated by playlists so i shuffled 3 playlists lmao

@fixation-finite @wallflowersworldsworld @majoo950 @dyke-diagnosed @ whoever wants to do it!

[dyke-diagnosed]

Thanks for the tag 😉😋🌸

1. Forever- Pete Drake 🌃

2. Valerie- Amy Winehouse 🖤

3. The Box- Roddy Ricch 📦

4. Weekend Special- Brenda Fassie 🥂

5. Shibuya- Frank Ocean 💔⚘

6. Ode To My Family- The Cranberries 💫

7. Prom Dress- Mxmtoon 🌧

8. Run- Matthew Mole 🏃‍♂️

9. Girls- Girl In Red 💋

10. Pray- Sam Smith 🙏⛓

@ixvi-divya @mincerafter @toadsrbutch @i-dont-evens-know @organised-chaos01 @princessbunnybutt09 @aghhfq @notaromanticbreakdown @femmedykee

((mostly random))

[the-june-bug]

Thanks for the tag @dyke-diagnosed

1. Narcissist - No Rome, The 1975

2. Homegirl - King Princess

3. Mars - Alexander 23

4. Lousy Connection - Ezra Furman

5. Thought I know - Tajdar Junaid

6. Kho gaye hum kaha - Prateek Kuhaad

7. A little broken - Storm Greenwood

8. Sims - Lauv

9. I can change- Ezra Furman

10. Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls

I'll tag : @midnaxlink @princessbunnybutt09 @cipher-dorito @superawesomedeathunicorn3 @umnobro @neon-skai @multifandom-musicaltrash @saturn926

[cipher-dorito]

1. I Lived - OneRepublic

2. Paradise - Coldplay

3. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band- The Beatles

4. Money Run Low - The Score

5. Home - Vince Staples

6. The Middle - Zedd

7. Bad Liar - Imagine Dragons

8. Heathens - Twenty one Pilots

9. High Hopes - Panic! At the Disco

10. Heavyweight - RedMoon and Meron Ryan

Thanks for the tag @ixvi-divya !!! :D

[cipher-dorito]

Tags!!

@eclecticca @xthisisathingx @megaultratrashdeluxe @fangirltrash74 @farts-are-free @appelpies

[xthisisathingx]

Cold water- Theory of a Deadman

Champaign for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends- Fall Out Boy

Lonely dance- Set It Off

The things we used to share- Thomas Sanders

Birthday Party- AJR

Pelicans We- Cosmo Sheldrake

Irresistible- Fall Out Boy

Dying in a hot tub- Palaye Royale

The Moss- Cosmo Sheldrake

Wriggle- Cosmo Sheldrake

Thanks for the tag @cipher-dorito ^-^

Tags:p @megaultratrashdeluxe @kireue @persepinetree

[kireue]

1. Shooting Guns - Go Blind

2. Dire Straits - In the Gallery

3. Alice Cooper - Poison

4. Johnny Cash - Ain't no Grave

5. Rodrigo Amarante - Tuyo

6. Muse - Psycho

7. Dub FX - Love Someone

8. Colter Wall - The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie

9. Blues Saraceno - The River

10. Muse - Thought Contagion

🌸Tags: @irithind @vulpisvero @simon-newman @kinkystormtrooper

[enigmaticpink]

[valorieloduska]

Imagine: a forest clearing and a cottage. you’re drying herbs and your favorite record is playing on your record player. you’ve got muffins in the oven, and a gentle breeze is coming through the windows. you’re happy, and everything is right.