depression

im no longer in my emo phase!!

[everythingfox]

(Source)

[ayay]

wishing all my asian american mutuals a very safe and good day today

[ayay]

google doc full of donation links and resources

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[leidensygdom]

[justcatposts]

Time to relax 

(via)

[everythingfox]

Teleduckies

[everythingfox]

Texas kitten in snow

(via)

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[commiecricket-deactivated202302]

does anyone else remember this meme?? it’s almost time for the josh showdown

[gumi-megpoidd]

Oh my god

[septicake]

oh lord

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[theoreocat]

Treat time!

[wagnetic]

First I got a jury summons for my legal name, and now I have a jury summons for my deadname. Only one of us is coming to court.

[wagnetic]

They are, in fact, summonses (this seems to be the official plural even though it sounds fake) to appear at 2 different courts under 2 different names. The dates overlap. Folks, I think I’m in a sitcom.

[wagnetic]

I’m gonna need a fake mustache, a suit, and a dress. In the final scene I’ll have on the dress, the suit jacket, and half of the mustache. Bonus points if I have ripped stockings under my butch shoes.

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[kirisharkma]

Why was this underneath this post

[straightboyfriend]

[slightly-edgy-and-gay]

Not to be rude but I will personally end your life for hiding this in the tags

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[reverend-spines]

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[mooncustafer]

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

[vicroc4]

lol

[feminists-against-feminism]

I am lost. programmer memes are next level

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information. So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.