softly, quickly, give in to the sweet resistance

I like things, and quite often post things from fandoms I am not a part of. I am mostly on mobile, don't mind weird posts and lack of tags.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[greatmolassesflood]

the lord of the rings extended editions behind-the-scenes commentary is free online since they're so important to human culture and overall wellbeing:

LOTR FOTR Commentary : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

LOTR FOTR Commentary

[pyrrhiccomedy]

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

[johnbottoms]

ibuprofen...... ubuprofen...... 🤝 webuprofen 💞💞

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD POST

[shadesofmauve]

A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade – as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2’ high.

So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’

[palaeoplushies]

I had the honour of meeting Major General Sir Nils Olav III (he got promoted again at some point) recently at Edinburgh zoo!

[pukicho]

The. Lamp is too large for me to switch on. It would wake everyone else up. in the dark. I don’t want to be in the dark.

[pukicho]

Awake

[mrpinchy]

Disable AI In Firefox

Quick reference for how to turn off AI features in Firefox

Firefox updated recently, don't forget to open config and turn off the AI shit the update turned back on

[poki-art]

excuse me they put WHAT in my browser ???

where do I even go from now on

[thememedaddy]

[oceanmonsters]

If you haven’t seen the meme, it’s three photos of me showing my flapjacks to the judges and then a quote, I don’t remember saying this but apparently it’s how I talk, says “Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit”

James Acaster on his Bake Off experience - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

[pandulez]

[alexaloraetheris]

The Man The Myth The Legend

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loth-catgirl]

now that's a friend indeed

[cipheramnesia]

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

[wastedarkcell]

Nothing on this planet could have prepared me for Karl Urban’s first line as Cupid in Xena: Warrior Princess.

[teomodo]

did you guys see people think taylor swift is the new england serial killer

[teomodo]

Human remains found near Taylor Swift’s Rhode Island mansion amid fears of a New England serial killer

When officers arrived to the location, which is just 0.3 miles from Swift’s home, they located what appeared to be a human leg bone.

i lived around what theyre calling the serial killer's "active area" last year and this year they've found like 15 bodies. i think she did it

[teomodo]

everyone is saying it

[teomodo]

we're theorizing

[sunderwight]

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

[niyarest]

the way she squints oh my god 😭😭😭💗

[x]

[niyarest]

[undeadentropy]

[blumineck]

Testing D&D acrobatic combat!

(Turns out doing this stuff under time pressure is HARD)

Outtakes on Patreon

[bentothuglife]

my cat just came up and meowed very loudly and insistently and even nipped at my leg and when i was like "FINE" and got up to follow her she led me to the next room where a patch of sun was coming in. she wanted me to sit in the sun with her.

[zillamoroll]

myah

[bentothuglife]

Ahhhh oh my god Incredible art, thank you my love!

Also she literally just did it again

[zillamoroll]

sunbathe with her Or Else

[traffic-wizard]

"Come Get some Vitamin D, bitch, I'm doing this for our mental wellness!!" -Your cat provably