J.L.Gardner @kissingovercorpses - Tumblr Blog

^ ed and stede reunion script

Ed should've kissed Stede when he left the beach. Ed should've kissed Stede when he left to go mug a dinghy. I don't think this would change anything besides tripling the amount of kisses but idc.

sherlockig

when stede and ed have been reunited and are fighting and stede will hold eds face in both of his hands and carefully smudge the black khol with one thumb while drying a tear with the other while gazing lovingly into eds tearful eyes.. what then??

bigfootsboytoy

Edward Teach in a slutty little ponytail.

That's it. That's the post.

appleteeth

Screencaps that made me laugh x OFMD (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) 9

jellybeanium124

buttons is literally the ideal first mate

magical knowledge of navigation. can literally get you anywhere

loyal to his captain

minds his own goddamn business

on good terms with seagulls, the ocean, and the moon

willing to do what it takes to make sure he and his captain survive (cannibalism)

hexes shitty people

and all he asks in return is the ability to go nude sometimes?? a bargain if you ask me.

shoomlah

…Could be arranged.🖤🏴‍☠️

bastart13

"Hello darkness, my old friend"

Izzy Hands as the only human in a muppets film is one of the best descriptions I've seen of a character's energy

queeraspirates

sweet moments from Our Flag Means Death that were cut or not shown in full

we need all the deleted scenes and cuts, now please

nonagethimus

this nathan foad tweet has me on the floor he is SO real for this

tuherrus

our flag means death but make it don bluth that ended up being a series apparently (bunch of these are available on my inprnt if you’re interested, shop link is on my description!)

imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper

OFMD is like such a gay person fantasy like you spend your whole life as some silly little guy who gets mocked at every turn for everything you love and then all of a sudden this really hot person shows up like "YOOO, this shits cool as hell!!" and also they're madly in love with you.

natjennie

love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it'd be awful to be a pirate in that, but it's hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they're in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it's all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.