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kitchen_cat on Ao3 >30. They/them. Sadly British.

[kitchencatposts]

Hello!

This is just a space for kitchen_cat on Ao3 (also linked in bio) to post snippets of and ideas for future works and any art pieces I have of the boys in any of my series — alongside the regular ‘oh that’s cool’ reblogs of my kinda magpie-coded brain.

A lot of of my works will include linkshipping of some kind!

Anything that is a spoiler of a WIP will be tagged #spoilers

Anything related to something not yet posted will be under #upcoming

Feel free to ask if you’re curious about anything!

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Current series/works in progress are under the cut:

Life: a soft Wild/Legend series. The tag for this series is #life🌱 and anything under that is either related to or makes me think of these boys.

Settle: an AU of Warriors/Wild with a curse that’s undeniably cruel. It’s kinda a heavy series, but it’s gonna have plenty of sweetness. The tag for these two is #settle🛡️ and anything under that is either related to or makes me think of these boys.

Malia: a soft Twi/Wild story. Wild was taken away for TOTK before anyone knew they were pregnant. Almost six years later, they’re back.

[kitchencatposts]

hey not to be pushy at all, but are there any updates on malia? i love the fic and couldn't find any updates and didn't know if it was on hiatus or abandoned

Hi! Nah no worries on being pushy, it has been an unfortunate while. None of my works are abandoned! I’d like to say they’re not on hiatus either, but given the time some of them have been waiting you can probably argue they are lol. Either way, I am definitely planning on updating everything— all my WIPs actually have another chapter in the works, including Malia! Just a case of scraping together time to write amidst the manic mess that my life has turned into over the last year.

Tl;dr: I am still here and nothing has been abandoned! Things are in progress, just need time to write

[wishyoudwell]

the hero of the four sword can't stop killing shadows in his dream!

[off-mozzarella]

That's one pretty looking fishy boy

[20bajillioncheesecrackers-deact]

he's!!! so!!!!!! silly!!!!!!!!!

yes that is a grumpy skrunkly rabbit with bad eyes and arthritis oh how I adore him

[rink01]

HAPPYY VALENTINE EVERYBODY!!!

[themortaldraw]

🌕

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[i-scan-your-poems]

full scansion:

– ◡ ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – hope is a / weapon / hope is a / skill – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – hope is a / plant you can / care for or / kill – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – hope is a / discipline / something you / choose – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – hard to stop / looking for / easy to / lose – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – hope isn’t / something to / have or to / take – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – if you can’t / find it it’s / something you / make – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – make it from / willpower / make it from / spite – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – learn how to / weaponize / love in a / fight – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – hope is a / shield and a / thing to de/fend – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – ◡ ◡ / – end in it/self and a / means to an / end

metrical form: dactylic tetrameter catalectic rhyme scheme: AABBCCDDEE other notes: Line 1 replaces the second dactyl with a trochee. There is arguably a caesura after the second foot of each line: it’s the point at which the line 1 irregularity occurs and it’s often a sense break.

[mumblesplash]

hello! poem author here. i am in love with you if that’s ok

[murphymakestherules]

Holy fuck I’ve been looking for this for a year now thank you for reposting!

[fox-moblin]

I have a lot of opinions on the memories in BoTW…

*do not repost*

*click for better quality*

[lemonheadart]

YOUR ART IS SO YUMMYYYY. I LOVE THE COLOURS

may I request a Wild boy using urbosa’s fury ^^

I'm having a wild day today

[winedimples]

The time we have left together.

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(Click for quality! I really tried my best for this one. Yapping, close-ups and extra emotional damage underneath the cut)

Don't think about the mischievous glint in the old man's eye whenever he decides to join in on story time. Don't think about the warmth of family, the soft breeze of a place you can call home.

Don't think about the latest bag of rupees you won from a bet with the captain or the way elation lit his face at the use of your fire rod. A man in uniform you can trust.

Don't think about about the warmth buzzing under your chest as the resident sleepyhead pressed his most treasured companion in your hands. Don't think about how the blade greeted you like an old friend or the start of an eternal legacy fluttering in the wind.

Don't think about the hopping stone statues and careful movements of the rancher. Don't think about two dark forms, curled against each other despite their differences.

Don't think about stern words in the heat of creation or the passion dripping from the smithy's eyes. Don't think about him as something you thought you would never see again.

Don't think about the crooked eyebrows and flailing limbs. The sailor always had a knack for storytelling, so ignore the way wind twirls around his locks. Don't think about the sea.

Don't think about the wooden bowl filled with warm soup after a day of trudging through the rain. Don't think about scars that stretch the body or vacant houses now touched with life anew.

Don't think about shattering pots and delighted laughter in darkness. Don't think about how the traveler pokes at your attitude. Don't think about the legacy you will leave behind.

Don't think... don't wonder... just how much time do you have left with them?

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I unfortunately got afflicted with this horrible sickness called The FeelsTM and spend the last week working on this piece. Whenever I scroll through ao3 for fanfics and I bump into those post-lu fics I get so so so sad (actually I don't even need to scroll through ao3 for that to happen it just randomly ambushes me).

Insert family guy death pose.

[teddy-burger]

save our friend

[nebblin]

Linktober Day 1: Knight

[nebblin]

[winterwing-butterfly]

Fairy boy. 💔

Edit: art by ❛鬼火❛ on Pixiv, found thanks to @justahyrulean

[mochiwei]

Linktober 2025 Day 8: Healing ✨

Print available here!

[vanemiin]

The complete triforce of the zonai/dragon armor sets. I love all three of them but the ember set is my favorite one because of the horns and also because Dinraal is my favorite of the dragons 🔥