Fuck the Chantry

My life was consumed by Dragon Age I just want Anders to be happy

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[randomslasher]

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

[northern-borealis]

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

[crunchbuttsteak]

When you do Dragon Age quest lines in an order that’s possible but extremely unlikely.

Teagan: Gray Warden, we need you to go find the Sacred Ashes of Andraste, it’s the only hope for-

Hero of Ferelden: Oh I’ve already got those.

Teagan: I beg your pardon?

Hero of Ferelden: Oh yeah, it was this whole thing. There was a dead templar in Lothering, he had a note for some guy in Denerim called Brother Geni-something, he pointed us at this weird mountain villiage in the frostback mountains. Fought a cult, saw a dragon, got naked, got the ashes.

Teagan: How?! Why?!

Hero of Ferelden: I already said how, there was a note on a dead Templar in Lothering. As for why, I dunno, I figured the ashes might come in handy one day, and it was better to have em and not need em than need em and not have em.

Teagan: You tracked one of the holiest relics on Thedas that’s been lost for centuries, something that an entire company of soldiers couldn’t find, and you did it because it might ‘come in handy?’

Hero of Ferelden: Well they did.

[ammocharis]

Teagan: ...

Hero of Ferelden: So you want 'em or not?

Teagan: (mumbles) Sweet Andraste... (louder) Yes, please hand me the ashes.

[liberalsarecool]

'Give back the wealth you stole' by paying your corporate taxes. No more corporate welfare.

[averyterrible]

after a freak accident at the bible warehouse, the only surviving record of Christianity is Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[vir-adahlen]

dragon age origins and da2 are like this is the most moving and meaningful depiction of the found family trope you’ve ever seen in your goddamn life. dragon age inquisition is like here’s your shitty coworkers

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[ramyeongif]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

get outta town! that is the niftiest thing i've seen all year.

[hoenursey]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vjatoch]

Dorian

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

Before kirk and spock no two men had ever been homosexual

[spoekelse]

this is made immensely funnier by the fact that star trek takes place hundreds of years from now

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

Waiting for spock and kirk to be born so i can be homosexual

[kithralia]

The only quest i can think of her "leaving" is if you defile the sacred ashes, i never had anyone get -50 approval (unless i was using the dlc prank gifts) and never had anyone straight up leave i always get high approval from my party members

So do I usually , I was doing an evil playthrough trying to be the worst gray warden possible

[kithralia]

short story

I once was a frog and I said to the man, fuck you,

[wizardpotions]

We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

“Everyone needs a home, No one needs a landlord”

[kithralia]

[kithralia]

I'm doing dnd art. running a campaign soon. I don't have many followers but would anyone like to see art? I'm working on setpieces. So far I've made a forest house and a magic wand

[joshpeck]

Ain't it scary being 24?

Like 25 is such a strong number on the horizon.

actually aging is a gift so jot that down

[muddyviolets]

I see it is time to bring back the wisdom toad