i had to do it for the pun

smith. 22. they/them. omgcp sideblog.

[dykeseinfeld]

holster describing his "situationship" with jack freshman year (they made out once), 2015, colorized

[nursedexy]

[notedgoon]

what even is the point of sports if you can’t be horny about them

[omgpostsplease]

[libbyframe]

My current saving graces

[incorrectcheckpleasequotes]

Bitty: Shitty has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about ANY given topic. Watch. Hey, Shitty, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Shitty: Guzton Borglum, then his son finished it.

Bitty: Now what state is it in?

Shitty: I dunno, Ecuador or something?

[samwellhockeybylaws]

Check, Please! Moodboard -  B. “Shitty” Knight

“Bullshit. You were in town, Zimmermann - dweeb-town.”

(Previous works in this series: Eric Richard Bittle)

[unacaritafeliz]

Wicky: look at us, gayest fucking graduating class Samwell Men's Hockey has ever seen

Bitty:

Bitty: wait, y'all are gay?

Ollie:

Wicky:

Bitty:

Wicky:

Ollie: we're engaged??????

[omgcheckplease]

Shitty: YOU JUST GOT HERE??????????????

[insertatitlehere]

OTP

[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Bitty: can you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?

Nursey: *crouches down*

Dex: *gets on knees*

Bitty: i hope you both die

[zimmbonibits]

Can’t wait to see their engagement :’)

[mattcullen]

click me

[soft-love-child]

anyone else notice that Mr. Bittle took Jack all around Town to ‘run errands’ but really he was just showing off his son’s hot rich successful famous hot boyfriend, as if to say “yeah my son’s gay and he’s absolutely excelling at it, just look at his boyf”

[kitpurrsonified]

hate myself for this but polyfrogs is an auspitice ship

[zim-tits]

[edgarallanrose]

Gay Fear

Gay Fear

Gay Fear™

Le Gay Fear

GAY FEAR

[omgcheckplease]