Kitslurp

Self-deprecation at it's finest

[anxietyproblem]

[stuckinapril]

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

[stuckinapril]

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

[disgustinggf]

you're way too pretty to be single

i'm not ok in the head

[bs-fangirl]

Can’t believe that poor Peeta survived two Hunger Games, months of torture, and a war on the Capitol…

Only to be forced into a night shift security guard job at a pizzeria to support Katniss and their two kids.

Times are tough in Panem.

[kitslurp]

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME?!

I go see The Batman because it's Batman and for Robert Pattinson; but I come out SIMPING for Paul Dano instead... AND I'VE BEEN SIMPING FOR A MONTH NOW

[kitslurp]

How the hell did I come into the movie, ready to simp for Kit Harrington and then come out of it simping for Barry Keoghan instead?

[dr-in-a-motel]

Abner Krill, my beloved

[kitslurp]

Haha, memes.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[galexion]

I’m voting for him

[halfd3af]

[floofycooly]

Some of these are legitimately good takes

[anxietyproblem]

[thescholarlystrumpet]

my celebrity crushes range from “I find this person attractive” to “I will now watch every dumpster fire of a movie they have ever appeared in for even five seconds” with very little in between….

[kitslurp]

Watched Star Wars again...

Did I expect that it would have changed since it was IMAX?

Yes.

Was I more emotional this time?

Yes.

Was I still angry about the end?

HELL YEAH

[kitslurp]

SPOILERS TO STAR WARS RISE OF SKYWALKER

This is you're chance to scroll down...

Last chance....

BEN DESERVED BETTER! FUCKING ADAM DRIVER DESERVED MORE LINES AND BETTER

[kitslurp]

Ok, did anyone else with ADHD have a bungee cord wrapped around the front two legs of your chair to play/distract yourself with or was that just me and my hyperactive ass???

[mildlyconcerning]

Alternative weapons in the MCU

[dragonnan]

Loki

[chloesimaginationthings]

💰Bucky doesn’t understand money💰

[kitslurp]

Frozen 2 isn't even out and it's already got me fucked up.

All I wanted was to listen to the song Weezer sings, but I got Jonathan Groff/ Kristoff pulling at my heart strings.