Alpha.

20, female, Aussie Science, sex, pole dancing, cats

[addyhi]

[deadtoortles-deactivated2012123]

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

[wewillavenge-it]

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

[ch-cago]

glasses

[jayrockin]

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

[pauvremagicien-deactivated20180]

[hoeonfilm]

omg

[styledrookie-deactivated2014081]

oh

[bouuuunce-blog]

wtf this is so cool

[brbjellyfishing]

babe can i show you my d*ck 

[vokueva]

Photographer - Tatiana Shchennikova 

Model: Julia Vokueva 

For NoFloorDance School, St. Petersburg, 2014

[theonion]

[library-mermaid-blog]

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

[ghostoflalonde-deactivated20180]

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

[metal-rican-deactivated20160303]

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

[sharkchunks]

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

[wcjobber]

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

[karenhurley]

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

[beyonceisstraight]

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

[skins-uk-lover-blog]

[best-of-memes]

[florelgreen-deactivated20210608]

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

[blazepress]

Love at first sight is dangerous.

[aceofspadesxx-deactivated201602]

This is so cool.

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.