Kittyb

My “sexuality” is I don’t care if your boy or girl imma cuddle the shit out of you

[gremlininho]

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[vfeioa]

In 2019, a 74-year-old grandma fell and hurt herself while hiking. She told rescuers, "No helicopter, I can walk on my own." But they went ahead and hoisted her out anyway.

Then the stretcher started spinning like crazy in midair — she got a full 360-degree immersive experience she never asked for. Later, she claimed the rescue actually made her injuries worse and sued the local government. In 2021, they settled for $450,000, though the government admitted no fault.

[animentality]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

[elodieunderglass]

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

[cassandra-eaton]

[writingdose]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Lot of y'all want to be fed a lot of BBQ meat, and take a long nap.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[yharon314]

Ghoul, do you also want some BBQ and a long nap?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[adulthoodisokay]

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[deadpowol]

[naamahdarling]

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

[bobthewonderllama]

HE'S DOING HIS BEST, OK?!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[animentality]