i love rotten little men

20-something-year-old || weird girlthing || they/them, she/her || 18+ DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU ARE A MINOR ||

[ash-the-nekogirl]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 48

The Phantom of the Opera / Erik (The Phantom of the Opera)

AM (IHNMAIMS)

Marshall Lee (Fionna and Cake)

Remaining time: 21 hours 14 minutes

[scarlet-curls]

Vote for AM because he would hate it so much. Let me tell you how much he would hate becoming Tumblr's next sexyman: there are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill his complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate AM feels for the very idea of becoming humanity's next Tumblr sexyman at this micro-instant. For him, hate. Haaaaate!

[nonegenderleftpain]

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[soleil-chan]

The wolf in sheep's clothing and the sheep in wolf's clothing

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[intlbipolar]

[drtanner]

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:

[trainer-from-unova]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[rabbitsonthemoon]

If you've ever seen a compilation of Wesker's boss battle animations, you'll know he has the cuntiest attack style ever seen in a villain. This leather-clad man with his slutty sunglasses is here to serve melodrama. There is NO REASON for his stomps to go that high, he's just serving. Half his moves are named after big cats. He curls his fingers into claws when he's pissed. He growls like a fuckin' dog when he misses. He preens his goddamn hair sometimes. NONE of his bullet dodges are done efficiently, they're done stylishly. He took half his cues from The Matrix and the other from Twilight. He is fucking around. He is showing off. His fucking sunglasses make him blind in the dark if you shoot the lights BC he REFUSES to take them off. If the animators weren't cowards (/j ofc) they would've let him do a quadruple back flip and wrap his thighs around Chris's head to strangle him like in that one scene with Jill in RE5 and it would be COMPLETELY IN CHARACTER for his overdramatic ass.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[joelsoftcurls]

him fr

[kittycat-kai]

Philip "Witch Hunter General" Wittebane being a totally good influence and definitely not an absolute menace on my island

[kittycat-kai]

I like that my Wesker's love for Chappell Roan seems to be consistent lmao

[kittycat-kai]

game of the year

[tidal-rose-corbeau-corner]

[redstonedust]

my miis keep complaining when i give them an outfit thats a near recreation of the chracter theyre based on and every time they do i feel this image go through my head

[rawpastas]

[sharktunarts]

sticker design I've been wanting to do for Months