i love rotten little men

20-something-year-old || weird girlthing || they/them, she/her || 18+ DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU ARE A MINOR ||

[ash-the-nekogirl]

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[flexapro]

Good news!

[garbage-empress]

Tylenol is real! I love you Tylenol!

[sreegs]

A vote for Tylenol is a vote for the people

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[whiskey-on-velvet]

"The Weight of Failure. Wesker survived the volcano but retreated, humiliated and defeated into hiding. The mutation mostly healed except for the scars on his chest, marring his flesh where the one and only time his heart would ever be exposed."

A piece I'm rather proud of. Posted originally -> here <-

I would like to write more of a fanfic based on his frame of mind here in this AU. Will contemplate this on an armchair somewhere :3

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[the-bar-sinister]

No, you know what? I DO think the villains are cool, fun, sexy, lovable, appealing, admirable and in the right.

I condone and promote villainous behavior. I will glorify/fetishize/romanticize villains 100% genuinely and sincerely for the rest of time, forever.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 48

The Phantom of the Opera / Erik (The Phantom of the Opera)

AM (IHNMAIMS)

Marshall Lee (Fionna and Cake)

Voting ended onJun 8

[scarlet-curls]

Vote for AM because he would hate it so much. Let me tell you how much he would hate becoming Tumblr's next sexyman: there are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill his complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate AM feels for the very idea of becoming humanity's next Tumblr sexyman at this micro-instant. For him, hate. Haaaaate!

[nonegenderleftpain]

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[soleil-chan]

The wolf in sheep's clothing and the sheep in wolf's clothing

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[intlbipolar]

[drtanner]

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:

[trainer-from-unova]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[rabbitsonthemoon]

If you've ever seen a compilation of Wesker's boss battle animations, you'll know he has the cuntiest attack style ever seen in a villain. This leather-clad man with his slutty sunglasses is here to serve melodrama. There is NO REASON for his stomps to go that high, he's just serving. Half his moves are named after big cats. He curls his fingers into claws when he's pissed. He growls like a fuckin' dog when he misses. He preens his goddamn hair sometimes. NONE of his bullet dodges are done efficiently, they're done stylishly. He took half his cues from The Matrix and the other from Twilight. He is fucking around. He is showing off. His fucking sunglasses make him blind in the dark if you shoot the lights BC he REFUSES to take them off. If the animators weren't cowards (/j ofc) they would've let him do a quadruple back flip and wrap his thighs around Chris's head to strangle him like in that one scene with Jill in RE5 and it would be COMPLETELY IN CHARACTER for his overdramatic ass.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[joelsoftcurls]

him fr