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Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

vincentpriceofficial

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

bird-gifs-collection-agency

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

comrade-rat

It can groove and boogie so young. What a delightful creature.

porcelain-dollbones

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

porcelain-dollbones

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

enameledcoppergirl

Sphinxgirl's paws: Large and excellent for squishing you

vincentpriceofficial

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

sapphic-design-is-my-passion

Do yall ever want to scream so long and loud that eventually blood comes out instead of sound or is that just me

sapphic-design-is-my-passion

But you can't scream no matter how hard you try you can barely even raise your voice you have so much anger in your core but you just can't let it out you can't bellow it to the heavens all that happens is tears form in your eyes and you cry and you cry and you cry until you're spent

todaysbird

it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)

todaysbird

what they all have in common:

misssquirrel

The look of annoyance and utter disdain at the human exposing their wing pit.

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat

Yes.

weirdnaturalscience

UNHAND ME FEATHERLESS BIPED

panel2princess

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

flurgehbla

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

snapdragon-rawrz

so this is basically hwo it is

wyrdwulf

WEREWOLVES [Chars: sharkbarks | @punkozarts | @princeheiko]

berryinnit

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

heycallmered

They should make cigarettes with estrogen instead of nicotine, and instead of giving you cancer they make you pretty, and you can put them out on a masochist to make its tits bigger.