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hi, I'm Aly. My spirit animal is a cat, and my favorite flower is a sunflower.

[princessrhcenyra]

BOB’S BURGERS ⇢ 5x06 | FATHER OF THE BOB

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, A Fish Called Tina (S10E12)

[snuv]

[hell-propaganda]

*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*

[kingoftealeafs]

But do you offer evil dental?

[hell-propaganda]

Of course??

I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy

[kingoftealeafs]

Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your  nefarious schemes and plots

[hell-propaganda]

Thank you. I’m overthrowing God

[yawpyawp]

I disturbed his nap

[vznx-deactivated20200215]

[tiffanarchy]

why is this so funny

[theinturnetexplorer]

[unshrink]

reblog if you

sin

[evildarknessgirl5467]

me n my plant gf

[patrik-star]

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[brucebocchi]

[pfscht]

[stepchildofthesun]

Pokemnemonic

[musashi]

i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it

[megapokemonxy]

Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment.

Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic.

[irischroma]

Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all)

[primal-blaziken]

Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost.

[lil-peebo]

[phageous]

Just gonna leave this here

[frogmoss1]

gay purple bitch

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

get it white boy

[vintageeveryday]

“Please Don’t Kiss Me!” – Moms asking people not to kiss their babies to avoid catching the flu in the 1930s.

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Kate Bevan

[theweirdwideweb]

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[cigaledebois-deactivated2023091]

You can dance, you can jive, but you can’t go outside

[panhasablog]

See that girl, watch that scene, but only through a screen

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you