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fallingtowers

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

Damn. That really is a grackle.

waspsalad

Shortstack kobold duo

The pink barbarian & the slime summoner! They’re looking for owners here: https://ych.art/a/5azn

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fluff-a-fluffs

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

questions-within-questions

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror.

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Chill it’s a pole

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

squareenix-official-deactivated

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

shegayonmygirl

you only like me because I'm likeable despite all evidence towards the contrary.

shegayonmygirl

you only like me because I'm nice and sweet and adorable and cute. freak. pervert.

injuries-in-dust

Watch to the end...

The joy when he did it!

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

coffeedcait

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

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Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

astronaut-offical

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

jackabbot

Do you ever think it's coming back? All that shit from the '90s? We were despised, but you read the stuff online now, it sounds just the same. Do I think it's coming back? Yeah. It's back, you fucking idiot. Right now, it's here.

TIP TOE • 1.01

garnetdawn

recent card commission!! love drawing a pretty boy

#im so happy with him i love him so much

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Bringing back them sketches bc im in a sketchy mood again!! I had to adjust the prices a little, but that means all of them are shaded now. Also offering a color option. Would be similar to my usual colored art on white background, but with a watercolor flair!

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8 left! thank u for all who are reblogging as well <3

#i recently got a commission and it is one of my favourites ever!!!!!#their art is amazing i cannot recommend them enough!!!!!!

carrionstorm

dressing him up like a barbie doll

wizardarchetypes

not to be a pedant but this sort of post annoys me so bad bc ☝️☝️ in fact it’s the reverse: fantasy series often reflect societal biases. there is nothing evolutionarily “menacing” about wasps in comparison to bees. bees have better PR because we like to eat the stuff they make. that’s literally it. “agur only destruction” as if wasps don’t fill many of the SAME ecological roles as bees. they’re pollinators! they CREATE!!

people just assign moral value to living beings based on their own feelings and aesthetic choices. something that’s very common in fiction and one of the fantasy genre’s most notable flaws.