Data is to me what cheesecake is...to me

they/them

[marz-rm]

hey abc if you looking to hire I'm here

two other pages on patreon

[pookieshane]

favorite hollanov kisses 20/??

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[hiveswap]

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

[spnsocks]

I resent the fact that Ilya is obviously an Ovechkin stand in and so many fanfic authors really just write him as like always obviously behind Shane when I really think the point isn't that one or the other is the best, but they are in a constant push-pull for who's best. And Ovechkin is like the only player who ever score more than 900 goals over his career so Ilyas character is clearly not meant to be That Dude Who's Obviously the Worse of the Two at Hockey

[millinerswings]

What's interesting about Crosby and Ovechkin - and therefore I think carries over into being interesting about Shane and Ilya - is that they're the best at different things. Ovechkin is the goal scorer who can score with flashes of brilliance or with straight up physicality. Crosby is the playmaker, who reads the ice, finds space, sets up crazy passes, and is somehow always in the right place when the puck is bouncing around. (This also applies to the Messi v Ronaldo debate. Who is better - the magician playmaker Messi or the goal scoring machine Ronaldo?)

It's impossible to come to a consensus answer because you can't really compare their stats head to head, since they're the best at different things. So then you're really arguing about which skills you think are more important or valuable.

Which means Shane and Ilya will legitimately be able to argue for the rest of their lives over who was the better player and there will never be a resolution because there is no right answer. And I think that's beautiful.

[talahui]

argentina shoulda put bg in | 7.19.26 sun @ mercury

[isopod-lover1]

I like that Daniel, Jack, and Teal'c all have some devastating backstory that led them to join sg-1. Jack was suicidal after his son died, and this is really the only thing that gives his life meaning, Daniel is looking for Sha're, Teal'c wants to free his people... But Sam? She's doing this for the love of the game. She lost her mom at an early age, and struggles at times to connect with people, but overall the reason she joined sg-1 was to do cool crap and learn.

[loslynx]

olivia is so cutie patootie here lmao

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I have 100,000 followers on here (i know; tumblr power user jmg) and i think it gives me, like, zero social capital? Which I think might be why it's still good.

Like, when my agents are pitching me for something, they'll be like, "Look at his facebook! Look at his tiktok!" They're never gonna say, "100,000 people follow him on tumblr. Remember tumblr?"

But the thing is, I don't actually use facebook or tiktok (except for promo). This is the only place I use, the only place where I'm interested in the community and shared creation and all that shit.

So long live tumblr. Nobody who's gonna hire me to do anything has ever heard of it. It makes for a terrible space to promote your forthcoming book tour. And that's literally why it doesn't suck.

[etherealhauntedness]

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[victusinveritas]

[bluemoonscape]

Imagine being Lamine Yamal and you’re 19 years old you’ve only been on this earth for like 228 months total you just wrapped up puberty like 2 maybe 3 years ago you watched Haalingham yaoi get shot on live tv so you lowkey gotta defend gay rights by murdering Lionel Messi most famous soccer player in the world FIFA’s little 39 year old baby boy and the man who coincidentally baptized you and thus began the prophecy of his own defeat by your hands or the whole world will burn

[ravenclairee]

"One of the things in MM romance written by women that I've never— I've always been like, that's not us, is like, fucking— you have to say I love you before you eat an ass. Not true. It happens very quickly. And there was no way I was treating it like some kind of fucking cake he was getting. I was like, they did it the first time they had sex. If Ilya is a good top, he eats his ass in episode two. Like, that's when Shane's legs go behind his ears and that's what Ilya's doing.

I was like, no, no, no, no. This is a part where I'm like, I feel like I have to go forward as a gay man and being, like, enough. We do this on the reg. Everybody likes it. We're doing it here. We don't say— this isn't marriage. This is like, unfortunately, something you do to strangers. So just to be very clear." — Jacob Tierney

HEATED RIVALRY 1.02 "Olympians"

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[truestoriesaboutme]

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

[short-and-angry]

They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.