Klembit

Hi, i am on this Hellsite and i want to see fun stuff, and cats.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Keep Reblogging guys

[satan-offical]

Sexy People I trusted you

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

That was your first mistake

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’d like to share some Nikola Orsinov propaganda

I love her so much and I hope you all do too

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I need Morticia and Miss Piggy to tie, yall have no idea how many three way jokes I can make to my friends if we can get them both up against GLaDOS

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[the-haiku-bot]

post so nice had to

reblog it twice and force it

down everyone’s throats

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[beemovieerotica]

oh my god i got a ban warning from reddit admin for "threatening violence" against the fucking christopher columbus statue that trump just put up. stupid ass country. anyway someone should crash a plane into the statue

[beemovieerotica]

[flavinbagel]

HELLO???

[recoiled4]

[theconcealedweapon]

"Being transgender is a mental illness."

Then treat it like a mental illness.

People with mental illnesses are people and deserve to be treated as people.

Children are very much capable of having mental illnesses.

Using medication to treat a mental illness is normal, even for children. If a medication for depression, which is a mental illness, reduced suicidality as much as transitioning does, it would be considered a miracle.

It's not "grooming" to mention the existence of mental illnesses to a child.

It's not "recruiting" to refuse to bully someone who has a mental illness.

You don't actually consider being transgender a mental illness. You're just using "mental illness" as a synonym for "okay to dehumanize".

[facts-i-just-made-up]

An omelette originating from emu eggs is not called an "emulet" as an "emulet" is an amulet made from emu eyes for improved omens while obtaining emu eggs for emu egg omelettes.

[damnselfly]

an emulator however is a gun that turns you into an emu

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Unless, of course, you have emunity.

[blaklyte]

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[bautumnal]

Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users

As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[azzandra]

I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.

[trilllizard666]

*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

[kd-heart]

I just realized this makes solving things with the power of friendship much more interesting

[autisticlittleguy]

I think the saddest part about AI is realizing how many people dont really give a shit about examining what makes things special to begin with.

Like: when you give a loved one a gift, what makes it special is the care and thought you've put into the gift. It shows to the recipient what you value and understand about them. So if you fucking ask Grok to come up with gift ideas for you then just use CockGPT generate the message, just dont fucking bother?

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful