Klïm Lörd @klim-the-milk - Tumblr Blog

Starting a pain scale for bites I've received. Will update as time goes on

Most painful to least painful. All these bites have been on my hand (so far)

Snake (Child's python (named after the person who discovered them))

Human (not on hand so probably unfair comparison)

Dog (French Bulldog)

Ferret

Budgie (could be because it was a small one on the side of my finger though)

Mouse (don't in fact make me live more, just hurt a bit)

Guinea pig (more of a nibble because she likes me)

Ant

#bite list #random klim

catsi

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

catsi

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

eyeballs-2-entrails

I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I’m a dramatic little shit.

So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.

We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.

And then I look up.

And holy shit.

There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”

And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.

Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She’s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.

rebakitt3n

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Queer joy detected!

persbaderse

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

persbaderse

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

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bitchautism-deactivated20250906

dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"

bitchautism-deactivated20250906

maybe you did do something wrong. maybe you hurt someone. maybe you have said awful things. maybe you were just as bad as them. maybe. but what matters is that you move on. you have to try. you have to wake up and be kinder. you have to learn and listen and grow. maybe you did do something wrong but that doesn't mean you have to keep doing that. as long as you are alive, you can change

#I did do something wrong. I didn't even realise at the time but I spoke to the person I hurt and I apologized and we moved on and she is #still my best friend ever in the whole world and I miss not living with her every day

nyxisart

citttadel

You have to eat this out. This part

citttadel

ARE YOU PEOPLE LISTENING

#lick her pinch points

sapphireh3arts

little miss snuffbait would look soooo cute with a gun in her mouth

maxfact

I just wanna feel pretty for once