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When you’re trying to get into the meat of your Canned Cinnamon Rolls, how do you open it

Whack it hard on the counter until it opens

Politely press down like the Packaging says too!

Huh??

Voting ended onJul 20

#there aint nothin' polite about the press. i just punch it.#“whack it on the counter” that's noise!! that's witnesses!!#give it the ol' one-and-done

aesthetic-otd

Today's aesthetic is cassette futurism

nerdxplays

gotta highlight this tag because YES

#SOOOOOO excited for Neon Odyssey because of this #give me some junky tech I have to smack a little to get working

malinaa

what if we all explode

derring-do

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

#much as I love theater #i could not watch this #Orpheus and Eurydice already break my heart #having a lot history with dementia it's particularly terrifying to me #i don't think i would survive this #knowing how it has to end especially

whatcha-thinkin

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Voting ended onJun 18

#not answering bc its really just whatever's open and sounds good at the time #perks of being designated driver ig

luminouslumity

#MAN FUCK OFF WITH THIS #YOU'RE DOING TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE WIZARD

litafordvsferrari

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Voting ended onJun 11

#that man is 6'10 and over 500 pounds #built like a brick shithouse #trained to be a killing machine from the age of 8 #and on top of ALL OF THAT #he can hulk out to become 8'2 AND 900+ POUNDS WITH GRANITE FOR SKIN.#there is no way I'm not getting crumpled up like wet paper

charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Voting ended onJun 9

charlesoberonn

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended onJun 9

charlesoberonn

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended onJun 9

charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

#all dwarves grow beards #but a dwarf is not considered an adult until it's fully grown in #sometime dwarves don't grow moustaches or grow hair on their chins to they braid their sideburns together #this is my decree

paintedhen

something something parallels

aphantimes

🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

#i like what you draw and what you reblog ballwizard #you are unhinged in a way that is both endearing and interesting to me

calamitys-child

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

#i like red spider lilies a lot #night blooming jasmine will always have nostalgia tied to it #lily of the valley too #and blue cornflowers

girl-blorbo-polls

would your girl blorbo do well in a fight?

1: yes, absolutely

2: probably, if conditions are right

3: it could go either way

4: not at all

Would your girl blorbo do well in a fight?

Yes, absolutely

Probably, if the conditions are right

It could go either way

Not at all

Voting ended onMay 19

#Li has STUPID agility #but she relies too much on it #if someone were to take a hit to grab her leg or smth she's done for

powerburial

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

kevinmm6

does jafar love me

powerburial

hell no bitch

#crying into my millions

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you can be a shapeshifter but once you change your shape you need to remain in it for at least one week taking the deal?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onMay 12

shirufox

#bro once I'm in the new form I'm NEVER going back #give me my horns and i shall show you the devil

krebkrebkreb

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

#Dante is literally a corporate hitman so uh #guess that puts him into “blatantly evil”#second would probably be “mary sue” because he's good at what he does or “bad representation” because he's mixed (japanese and germanic fyi)

juunipupu

Knight ready for love

#agghhhhh gender envyyyyyy #i'd be unstoppable if I looked like this god DAYUM

teaboot

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

teaboot

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different