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[paintedhen]

something something parallels

[aphantimes]

🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[girl-blorbo-polls]

would your girl blorbo do well in a fight?

1: yes, absolutely

2: probably, if conditions are right

3: it could go either way

4: not at all

Would your girl blorbo do well in a fight?

Yes, absolutely

Probably, if the conditions are right

It could go either way

Not at all

Voting ended onMay 19

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you can be a shapeshifter but once you change your shape you need to remain in it for at least one week taking the deal?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onMay 12

[shirufox]

[krebkrebkreb]

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

[juunipupu]

Knight ready for love

[teaboot]

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

[teaboot]

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[angiemelon]

[hustlerose]

when was the last time you listened to a whole album? (front to back, no pauses no skips)

today

past week

past month

past year

i don't do this ever

Voting ended onApr 21

also tell me which album!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Let’s make tea

Tea

Water

Sugar

Honey

Milk/Cream

Lavender

Edible Glitter

Voting ended onApr 27

Do it for him

[littlescratches]

Thank you for these tags @asimovsideburns

I nearly died laughing while reading them and then again while reading them out loud to the spouse.

Please, someone choose water!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’d like to point out that last year it wasn’t a liquid and I still ate it so if no one else adds water I’d still eat the final product

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh yeah just so everyone knows the lavender is a concentrated syrup, it’s very sweet but yeah it’s in syrup form cause that’s what I have on hand

[mysteryteacup]

Guys. Please. We're at less than 30% liquid. This is a tea flavoured snack bar. Please.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Don’t listen to them, if water is anywhere near winning this is gonna be way too easy, I want a gelatinous glitter blob to chew on

[pomrania]

Go to your "following" list, and scroll back to the earliest listed blog you followed; when was it last updated?

years ago

1 year ago

months ago

1 month ago

weeks ago

1 week ago

days ago

1 day ago

hours ago

1 hour ago

minutes ago (or less)

I didn't check

Voting ended onApr 23

[what-even-is-thiss]

Today I saw a female peacock doing a feather display

Oh and this guy she was ignoring

[traaansfem]

F

[finalgirl-nihilbliss]

Fgh

[vaspider]

vdp

[flagellant]

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

[flagellant]

happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears

[deadgenerations]

I gotta say it's a bit wild that one of the only things we can reliably say about prehistory is that there were obese women in it.