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jenn | they/them | '97  mix of different interests and not rly consistent | sometimes #nsfw

[segamascott]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[eraserheadadult]

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

[eraserheadadult]

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong

[uninfaust]

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

[mrsterlingeverything]

You can force people into being happy by saying shit like good morning :) follow for more emotional manipulation tips

[dollfairy]

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

[cherishedproperty]

Can’t let a piece of gold like that stay in the tags.

[c-53]

I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

[c-53]

For $100 can put every single one of the games I have on steam on a card that fits on my fingertip, and then drop it on my carpet and never see it ever again, what a time to be alive.

[raake]

and then, on the other end of the spectrum, we have the Slab

[vanillacherie]

how to stay cool in the summer ☀️🐶

[memewhore]

[hotlocalwizards]

the infamous man-assed muscle beast of ohio spotted again

[powerjock]

please don’t joke about this it’s the first really popular cryptid in my state in a long time and last night it stood on my roof and showed me its man ass

[hotlocalwizards]

please tell me everything. im cataloging sightings of the ohio assman

[gothic1997]

i’m evolved i think pda is actually a good and fine thing even when straight people do it but especially when gay people do. it’s nice to see love in public don’t be a hater grab a loved one and smooch them in line for your pretzel bites or something

[cursed--alien]

Not if you're taking up the whole sidewalk and blocking people's egress.

[gothic1997]

Use [Q] and [E] to strafe left and right.

[hank-job]

what is this Elite Dangerous use A and D

[vamptits]

at least there's gay people

[vamptits]

and sadomasochism

[vamptits]

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

[wynsvre]

hi this is a comic about me please be nice

[mikeepoo]

[uncivilliberties]

So much work went into this visual joke. So much extra effort that did not need to happen at all. Incredible.

[quanxis-gf-69]

[brookheimer]

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

[cowdogpaws]