prince with a thousand enemies

szad. he/they. slav. certified dumbass.

[knifebun]

szad. he/they. 28.

🔪 art blog: @cebulik 🔪 dog blog: @poodleteeth 🔪 mcyt blog: @goodtimeswithgrian

dumpster fire of a main blog. this blog runs on a queue 95% of the time. if i liked your art it means it’s in my queue and is going to be posted on one of my blogs in two to eight business days.

i reblog nsfw text posts and most of the time don't tag them.

please read all my personal posts in a heavy eastern european accent.

[warningboyxboy]

[bl00dr4yn3]

i had to turn it into a stamp ok

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[deviantarchive]

Sparkledog stamp by chimokun

2011

[knifebun]

yayyy guess who got un-nuked

[ispyspookymansion]

i would burn down every journal factory just to click like on 1 more oversharing post from my mutual

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[crabussy]

sometimes, transmascs name themselves like dogs (rex, pluto) transfems name themselves like horses (silver, stella) and nonbinary people name themselves like the cat your flatmates decided to get on a whim despite the dishwasher needing costly repairs (pothole)

[joeyridersvoid]

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[nichet-crochet]

I wish phones had buttons on the side that could adjust the brightness like a volume button

[markovchaingang]

mildly multiplayer online role playing game

[markovchaingang]

minimally multiplayer online role playing game

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[unalivejournal]

Reddit post: Hey I'm thinking about pursuing this career does anyone have any advice for my path?

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession