saddled with unnecessary... feelings

kaja | 27 | germany

[disgustinggf]

[son-of-drogo]

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

[akoichoi]

(s)miles

[syakesan]

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

[syakesan]

no healing, no living, go KILL

[syakesan]

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

[etriva]

squints in ace attorney

[froggiefrond]

Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do

[tizzymcwizzy]

would you perhaps like to play a game of logical chess?

[konoko]

someday i'll be able to start a conversation without feeling like i'm bothering people

[c3rvida3]

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

[badjokesbyjeff]

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

[i-dont--wanna]

God dammit Jeff. I hate that I love it

[headspace-hotel]

I love how the internet has introduced us to so much cursed and burdensome knowledge that we’ve had to innovate entirely new ways to express disgust. I saw a post tagged with “this made me lose the ability to thermoregulate” the other day

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

[fluffmugger]

#i just looked and i don't think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder

[iwai03]

[bllmak]

a game of chess

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon

[lyrslair]

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[visenyaism]

what in the

[kate-mccannon]

This is wild

[julyzaa]

the hilarity of the post being I will have no clout in the cloutless website being uploaded by a white girl seeking clout in the insufferable seeking clout app

[inthefallofasparrow]

[cringelordofchaos]

starting a collection

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!