A little obsessed with everything

Yo what up I'm 20, and I never learned how to do knobs in sound voltex properly so they SUCK

[librius]

hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office

[librius]

holy shit

[librius]

welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

[ryzza-deactivated20200505]

Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey ↦ Kassandra (15/∞)

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

“But their music is so good!!”

[blackdenimjeans]

Omfg

[thequeerwithabeard]

Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[astrangeenchantedboy]

“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

[raeazure]

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

[hotvampireadjacent]

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

[blackpyrefly]

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

[nautilusopus]

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

[nautilusopus]

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

[nautilusopus]

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

[nautilusopus]

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

[nautilusopus]

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

[dabuttershutter]

wh

who’s this..?

[nautilusopus]

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[debdamnn]

Howling

[bmgmw]

[bob-artist]

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

[pixels-after-dark-deactivated20]

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

[ilikedetectives]

Kassandra appreciation post (7/∞) - First and Last Appearance

[tgi-spideys]

Leap of faith

[banesidhe]

God this whole movie was just goddamn perfection.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[sitcomlesbian]

[slmnbagel]

hot take

hollywood should stop making live action remakes of animated classics and instead ANIMATE old timey live action classics (because acting can only iMpROVE with animation and sometimes……….when they do remakes ……………………the irl actors ………………………………..

[thysilus]

i wd make this look better bt im too dead inside atm i rly wish this didnt happn to me lkjfgnskfjnhsfgh

(i regained composure)

[bigmammallama5]

don’t mind me i’m just trying to steal a few more hours of minimal anxiety before our “president” tries to shoehorn us into an even more totalitarian direction this evening with a false state of emergency for his fucking fence.

[theocseason4]

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

[theresebelivett]

@dykelunch