But it refused.

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Quiet joys w/ Marge

[ryebreadgf]

[meltingpotofinterests]

[heir-of-the-chair]

[idkwhattoputbroo]

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[hungwy]

A game about grandmas?

a game about bofa

[goon]

what's bofa

[hungwy]

never mind that. just keep following the sound of my voice

[marauders4evr]

Remember that time Fred and Daphne left Velma to die and then a guy sang about how he was in love with an ostrich? I just feel as though we need to talk about the classic Scooby Doo episodes.

[ozempicofficial]

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

man it musta been weird dealing with allergies before we had a working understanding of modern medicine like

“yeah we farm peanuts and mostly we’re okay but every so often someone eats one and just dies so it’s kinda sketch”

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[vervaincircle-deactivated202411]

slapping this badge on my blog

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[judgejudyofficial]

adding that last rb when we still had ~3.8 years left of the Screaming 20s was a beautiful & hubristic tempting of fate

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???