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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

saint--claire

exCUSE ME. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

kyraneko

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

guy

tandembicycles

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

somecunttookmyurl

hey, tandem?

tandembicycles

I’m out for the evening

somecunttookmyurl

ok i’ll wait

priestofkhonsu

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

tandembicycles

no

pig-demon

[^^^ warning. nsfw rapping about male genitalia] >says they’re gonna work on important projects. >proceeds to make this for the past 4 hours. the punchline is asgore is adorable and sans has no peepee but can somehow take a piss. shuttup. song: Ex-Boyfriend by Lil Dicky

etherslide-deactivated20181207

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know. If anyone does, please tell me! Edit: Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art. The genius in question is LordJazor ! Thank you!