what

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[nayohme]

this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT

INGREDIENTS:

salmon (seasoned with something akin to falafel seasoning i.e cumin paprika coriander garlic & onion powders)

bacon cooked CRISP

baby arugala instead of lettuce

thinly thinly sliced white onion

tomato

special sause (mayo, sriracha, dijon, relish, honey, s&p, paprika, garlic powdah, caramelized onions)

all on texas toast

its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here

[pjackk]

[supermariomamafucker]

what the hell man

[pjackk]

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[junk-thunder]

I can't stop thinking about that one reddit post where this guy ruined his relationship by buying a really expensive wheel of cheese with the money they were saving to buy a house thinking that he could make a huge return by selling the cheese but his math for dividing the cheese was completely wrong. please tell me someone has this post. can anyone hear me

[junk-thunder]

THANK YOU @paranormal-distribution

the 7 goes into 14 twice

[junk-thunder]

[himejoshikomaeda]

i can’t stop crying laughing at this

[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[cyclonopedia]

one of my favorite images on earth. the pure unbridled freedom emanating from it. the white car flying over the railroad tracks in the middle of the night....the black cop car half-hidden in the shadows to the left side, likely seconds before pouncing.....the joyous rabbit captured mid-leap, sailing past the jaws of a waiting predator, forever fleeing the inevitable. i feel giddy just looking at it

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[fluff-e-boy]

Every time one of my mutuals reblogs something from me this exact imagine pops up in my mind and have to restrain myself from saying this stupid ass sentence out loud

[wayneradiotv]

iM about to go to my supervisor and say yucks pucks throw thy out about his smelly as lunch

[wayneradiotv]

fuck my phone

[pukicho]

Puki how's the character modeling going?

[watasnak]

stupid dumbfuck im "friendly" with at the gym for the sake of being polite secretly took photos of me so he can AI generate "reddit humor" type images.

when he showed the images to me and I got mad at him for secretly taking photos of me he did the "dude its just a joke chill" and implied that im in the wrong for getting angry

im gonna start just fucking killing people

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[emi--rose]

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

[nezumipi]

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

[magimerlyn]

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

[euphoria-my-love]

i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

(( *smiles* the post is back))

[stackcats]

Paramedics had to stop asking “who’s the prime minister?” in Australia because it changed so often that not knowing the answer wasn’t really all that indicative of anything.

One paramedic reported receiving the answer “I haven’t watched the news today”.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

[sirobvious]

Turn off the computer

[codenamex96]

unplug the keyboard

[mangonetics]

Wallow in filth

[k-simplex]

Dream about me