LIKES AND FOLLOWS FROM DEATHMETALHARPSICHORD
Here at the TFC division of BAUER HOCKEY we know that the terminus of all life is the same, and no man escapes that ultimate fate of oblivion! That's why we partner with your favorite ice athletes in order to protect their fragile bodies so that they may provide entertainment value for as long as their hearts, hands, and heads continue to function at acceptable levels to ensure shareholder returns.
Tags of note:
BAUER HOCKEY: very good advertising campaigns
LUKE HUGHES PREY ANIMAL THESIS: Luke Hughes shares many of the same adaptations as common prey animals, and therefore can be understood as a creature that focuses heavily on replying predator species
MULLET MANIFESTO: Trevor Zegras seems to be really going through it, but I am a creature without sympathy
FATHER KNOWS BEST: all jokes aside, the Hughes Brothers sometimes inadvertently slip a grain of reality into the Constructed Media Narrative surrounding their relationship with their father, and the Vibes are Bad
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