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I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

cheeseanonioncrisps

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

parkchanwoohoo

When my cousin's then-boyfriend texted her that he would be coming home late because he would be stopping by the department store on his way home from work, she, knowing full well that he hates going there, never buys clothes there if he can help it, and generally asks to stay home whenever she goes, knew instantly that he could only be going for one reason: To buy an engagement ring.

Practical-minded, she responded: Don't forget the coupon we got in the mail, there's a discount on rings. Ever helpful, she sent him a photo of the coupon code.

He left her on read. When he came home, he was cagey and grumbling, and when she was like "Did you remember to use the coupon" he was like, "I don't know what you're talking about, why would I be buying jewelry, etc.," not meeting her eye.

Few weeks later he took her out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, spent the entire night grumbling under his breath and shaking his head in disbelief, before going "아이씨" and pulling the ring box out of his pocket and slamming it down on the table. "How the hell did you know," he said, begrudgingly impressed.

She was like, "It's really not hard" and then was like "Did you use the coupon" and he was like "Yes I used the coupon"

And to me, this is romance

moggiepillar

Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

myfootyrthroat

Yeah, we wanted legal marriages because your spouse's horrid family could show up, get you kicked out of the hospital, steal all of their stuff, and there was nothing you could do about it.

moggiepillar

When my wife went in for surgery before we got married, it was me and her horrifically homophobic mother in the surgery center waiting room and I knew without a doubt that if anything went wrong, I would be expected to leave without any access to her belongings, the pictures of us on her phone, or the funeral itself, and the obituary would not mention me or our relationship at all.

And that was after almost a decade of marriage equality! The fear and anxiety leading up to that surgery and the recovery process after reinforced for me just how important marriage can be. It’s a form of self-determination.

madamtrashbat

Lest we forget

(Image of Electric Fan (Feel It Motherfuckers) by John Boskovich)

adandelioninspring

1o9

sashaforthewin

I think maybe I missed the birds and the bees talk after all, I don’t remember this part

blueberrymffn

that’s the Hawks & Hornets discussion, the more advanced version that covers kinks.

slayer-barbie

PRACTICAL MAGIC

1998, dir. Griffin Dunne

little-pondhead

graham-cracker-guillotine

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

victusinveritas

I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

1e3no

copperbadge

#2, Brute?

l-heure-du-the

I made the ugliest noise.

periegesisvoid-deactivated

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

onemerryjester

TODAY

pathos-logical

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

get in losers we're killing caesar.

infectiouspiss

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

infectiouspiss

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

alphabetizing-posts

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

infectiouspiss

stop that put my words back normal style

snailifier

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

infectiouspiss

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

radiosummons

Tumblr on March 15th.

andorology

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

kestrel-tree

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

bananonbinary

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

ahedderick

tiktoks-repost

tiefsandthiefs

Blonde person with yellow popsicle: can somebody tell me how the fuck you make friends after high school?

Brunette person with glasses: Show up somewhere regularly. The reason you make friends in high school is because you see the same people everyday. The reason you make friends at work is because you see the same people everyday. If you want to make friends as an adult, go to the same cafe every week, or go to a calligraphy class. If you don’t want to leave the house you can just go to the same twitch stream everyday that’s what I do, and I’ve made friends there. If you are a familiar face in a place where people share your interests, you’ll make friends.