Riri!

'04 ⋆ approach with caution! ⋆ rihan's future nurse ⋆ part time writer, full time disappointment ⋆ meep

[kaikaikoi]

FUCK THEYRE SHIPPING US....

MARTIN EDWARDS × FEM!READER ft. james ──── fluff, humor ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ PLATONIC PAIRING, BSF!MARTIN, IDOL!READER &MARTIN ⋆₊˚⊹🌺⋆ when they ship you with your best friend instead of his fine shyt ass hb 🥹💔🥀

(💭) yea i don't rlly know #needthat #fineshyt #plotting #jameswillbemine hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad 😝😝

[elqenna]

all of the date everything OCs ive designed so far! I aim to make 100 💪

[koririmao]

OH MY GOODNESS I FOUND THE CREATOR OF DOTTIE "MISS FORTUNE" IN TUMBLR?!?!?!? OQJZOZNSOSLSPSLKAKANAKA

[suncrat]

Introducing the (sadly fake) Date Everything Backyard DLC! Who would you date?

[koririmao]

MO AND HOSEOK AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

[koririmao]

semi and her simps < 3

characters: se mi, thanos, nari (oc)

the name "nabi" is given by thanos (like namgyu-namsu)

[illuminatisalami]

*Sae-Byeok and Gi-Hun talking*

Sae-Byeok: Jiyeongs all romantic and shit I can’t keep up

Gi-Hun: ooh! Try being mysterious. Girls love that!

*later*

Sae-Byeok: come with me

Jiyeong: where are we going?

Sae-Byeok: none of your fucking business.

[okaerina]

jaehyun : yall ever feel something on your skin or does your skin itch when there's nothing on you ?

taesan : those are the spirits of the bugs you killed

leehan : they're gonna slowly eat you to death...

sungho : guys stop scaring him

meanwhile jaehyun with a bucket of holy water ready to jump in : IN THE NAME OF JESUS-

[totally-accurate-epic-quotes]

Ares, determined: *carrying many things in both arms*

Aphrodite: *holds out a hand to help*

Ares: *switches all the things to one arm so he can hold Aphrodite's hand*

[totally-accurate-epic-quotes]

Odysseus: Don't fix the dark circles under your eyes. Let the world know you're tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[boba-beom]

yeonjun would be the type to say in the middle of eating you out, while you're full on moaning, chest heaving.

"my mom taught me to finish my food, so respectfully, I don't care if you're shaking."

before he dives back between your legs, working his tongue while his hands are holding your hips down and you're vibrating at a frequency where you're silent screaming 🫠

[ikemeole]

yeonjun: i sleep with a knife under my pillow.

soobin: weak. i sleep with a gun.

beomgyu: you're both pathetic.

soobin: oh? what do you sleep with?

beomgyu: taehyun.

[koririmao]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Woonhak: What if butterflies tasted like butter? Leehan: They don't. Woonhak: Why do you say that with such certainty? Leehan: Woonhak: Leehan-hyung, you're scaring me how do you know that.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Woonhak: Why do you like being in the rain? Jaehyun: I like splashing in puddles. Leehan: Refreshing drinking water. Riwoo: I like trying to get struck by lightning. Taesan: No one can see me crying. Woonhak: A-are you guys... o-okay?

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Leehan: I like a guys who's environmentally aware Taesan, pointing outside: That's a cloud

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Taesan: Do not fear death, fear the state in which you die in Riwoo, in a terrified whisper: New Jersey...

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Woonhak, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Leehan: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Sungho: You are simultaneously the most predictable person I've ever met and so unbelievably unpredictable it's scary. Leehan: Oh, that's just my two personalities at war with each other. One needs consistency and routine, which creates the predictability you see, while the other needs stimulation and spontaneity. Sungho: And that creates...? Leehan: Hell. It creates hell.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Sungho: Leehan... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Leehan: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Sungho:

Sungho: I wrote sanitize, Leehan.