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Not today Justin
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#extradirty
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@kotathedreemurr
I love how we have tons of research that 4 day/40 hr workweeks would be so beneficial to the population itās far beyond absurd but it would mean .01% of people would have to give up a megayacht or two and thus we could never even dream of it
No no, put that rifle down, that oneās for boys.
-Takes blue rifle out of hands
Here, take this one, itās for girls.
-gives significantly more powerful rifle.
you've been scrolling for a little bit, you're due for a random encounter soon. be careful okay
Oh, thanks. Iād better use a healing potion. Do you need one, fish?
I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars
erm. too heavy
But what about you fish? What money do you get?
*puts you in a box.
*Puts your ocs in a box.
*hands you a pencil
go forth and write
How much should I reblog on tumblr? I get that reblogs are how posts circulate but frankly Iām used to reposting and such being seen as low effort so Iām unsure of how much of my blog should beā¦ mine. So I just like posts for now.
Here is your mission.
TSLA hit its all time high of $488.50 on 15 DEC 2024. To reach of a price of $114.00 would be a 76.7% drop. That's huge, right?
Yeah well, when I checked the price just now (12 MAR 2025 @ 1:31 PM EDT), TSLA is currently trading at $250.85. That's down 48.6% from the high.
Babes, we're already nearly two-thirds of the way there.
TSLA $114.00. I believe this is where I say 'like to charge, reblog to cast.'
let it be so
"Oh, the ancient artifact that no-one must ever find? The one that would doom humanity if that vampire ever found it? Yeah, I locked it in a steel box and launched it into the sun. Even if it didn't get destroyed, there's no way that undead Lord is ever getting it back."
And you missed. Turns out, āthe vampireā was relative, and your nickname of ābloodsuckerā being a tax collector by day, worked out for the prophecy, so we now have a large steel meteorite which whipped around the sun, coming at mach FuckTM back toward earth.
Okay so an ad just broke for me-
It was stuck on this screen. Yes, I think I can buy. Should I click that button that says buy?
not a dream
by the insistence of my friend to always pronounce it as La Roche Pu**y instead of La Roche-Posay, I've been inspired to ask y'all - what are some things you know you pronounce or read wrong but you don't care, you're always going to keep saying it like that
Not me reading this before the original commenter replied and trying to read sword as s+word and trying to understand how the s in sword was silent
Saying it without the D but with the W makes it sound like a whoosh sound that a sword does when you swing it
me on half of my last E tank, knowing DAMN well if I get hit by this goo marble traveling at approximately one FuckYou/second Iām going to get wasted faster than a preacherās kid at his first college party, watching him bounce around like a steroidal wham-o, At which point i see this blundering ball of blackness hit one of his own, bolstering my hp enough to barely beat this boost ball bitch.
Hey guys we should call being on tumblr, tumblrizing cus it sounds similar to antagonizing and the goal of this website is to antagonize people
Brain:Letās be creative.
Me, a fool:Okay, what should we do?
Brain:Be creative.
Me, still a fool: Okay but like what medium?
Brain: i said i wanted to Be Creative.
Me, getting tired of this:WE HAVE TO CHOOSE WHAT CREATIVE THING WE WANNA DO!
Brain: I SAID I WANT TO BE CREATIVE
I would like to inform you allā¦ he sleebpy.
I'm going to eat your blog. If you give me an inch, if you let me onto your blog in any way shape or form I will begin to devour it post by post. and after every single post I will say yum, yummy. delicious post
Would you really eat this babygirl
Everyone:keep records of your art to show your progress
Me:but that requires me to look at my old art
TUMBLR BUY ME A BIRTHDAY CUPCAKE (please)
unrelated but i would wildly love to see an artist's interpretation of an Obligate Carnivore Cupcake.
(i've been thinking about this for awhile ok. i have lore ok.)
I can imagine a mimic cupcake, with the frosting swirls atop it splitting open, being tentacles in disguise, hiding its mouth like an octopus, using the wrapper to hide its eyesā¦ like an octopus uses a shell. Itād probably not be big enough to feed on most large critters.
