haikyuu boys on facetime!
yâall. this mf gets on the phone with a purpose.
EVERYTIME he facetimes heâs on some bullshit
he doesnât even say hello anymore he just explains the situation
so you arenât even phased
this time you answer and heâs going OFF
âso i was at practice right? and we wanted to see who could run the farthest so i hid in the closet in the hallway bc i wasnât tryna run, plus itâd look like i ran so far that i was out of sight, yk? two for one! i even had a plan to make it look like i was sweaty from running! but so iâm in this closetââ
he paused to give u at full tour of the closet, complete w reviews of products
ââ and these mfs left me here! i am stuck in this closet!â
both of you know that there were SO MANY better options. yâall are not that stupid
yuu coulda called the school, a teammate, hell he coulda jus kept his ass out the closet
but this shit? comedy gold.
so youâre on the other end encouraging him to do dumb shit
(y/n): have u tried ramming your entire being into the door w brute force
noya: youâre so right hold up
heâs giving u good angles too! propping his phone up on shit to give you a clear view of his dumbassery
he has the nerve to make casual conversation while he does it too
itâs all fun and games until the janitor actually pulls up and nearly beats his dumbass up
god heâs so annoying itâs so cute though
heâs totally the type to talk to your family on ft
idk when iâm on facetime i b taking my friends on lil journeys so
you walking through the house doing whatever and the MINUTE this mf gets a glimpse of ya mom itâs over
yea u losing the phone quick asl g
youâre tryna turn the volume down n shit but itâs too late
mom: âoh, is that kuroo?â
the dumbass himself: âyes maâam! heyy!â
so you just standing like đ§đŸ waiting for ya mama and kuroo to finish talking to each other
they take their sweet time to
shoulda wore ya goddamn headphones :(
but man u canât even b angry they get along so well :(( itâs so sweet :(((
kuroo will also most def talk to your pets on ft, regardless of whether youâre there or not
sometimes it baby talk, sometimes itâs whole ass conversations
âyouâre such a good baby! such a sweetheart! a wittle baby!â to âwhat are your thoughts on the relationship between church and state in our nation?â
tetsu babe itâs a mf cat
lil mf donât know anything besides meow mix and being afraid of water
itâs cute though. heâs such a mf dork
yâall. at least one (1) time through ur call heâs gonna stop and make a meal
the number of times heâs called you jus to make a meal
itâs so oddly domestic though??? you canât get enough of it
sometimes heâll call and teach you how to cook!!!
other times heâll call on some tv show host shit
he calls his segment âcooking w osamuâ
without fail u will witness a miya twins altercation. every time
if ur lucky u get front row seats to seeing those mfs brawl
u be recording them fight for suna <3
but after thatâs all said n done, osamu goes to his room n yâall just. exist
itâs really comfortable :(( heâs got you propped up so you can see him play the game, n youâve got him set up so he can see whatever youâre doing
yâall arenât really talking, but samu jus loves being able to see you
every now and then, while youâre distracted, heâll jus stare at the phone and admire you
heâs got this goofy smile and heart eyesâ heâs adorable