CocoaQueefs

He/They, Enby, etc.

[foxesdontscareme]

what if you were home for thanksgiving and your mom was abby from 911 and your dad was dale cooper and they painted an accent wall in every room of the house and your mom got new dogs and named them all after maroon 5 songs and you used to be emo and are probably in denial about being at least bi and you went to your hometown bar where everyone hated your ass and you became friends with the girl who fucked your boyfriend and you sang welcome to the black parade at karaoke while your closeted brother kissed a boy in the men's bathroom

[ronoexiste]

[gallifreyanhotfive]

[memewhore]

[brucebocchi]

maybe he should stop sticking his dick in those very thin lemon slices 🙄

[belethlegwen]

fuckin choked on this tag

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[island-delver-go]

It’s September

[chucktheprophet-deactivated2020]

[squirrel-wisperer]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[lacefuneral]

[crappycheese]

A samurai does the sword thing but instead of someone dying it’s perfect top surgery

[crappycheese]

Artistic rendition of my dream

[cincinnatiburgoo]

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

[neil-gaiman]

It's the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

[sourloverboi]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[discorporatedmess]

I worry about @amtrak-official

[tardigrade-gaming]

Given the fact that Amtrak is technically a "quasi-public corporation" (thanks, wikipedia!), i wonder whether or not the "Government Official" label would apply...

Thoughts, @amtrak-official?

[queer-as-city-folk]

The United States Legal System does not apply to me

[tubi]

On Tubi, the romcoms you love just keep going.

[vampiregirlestrogen]

can i sit under your desk and chew on the wires? 🥺👉👈

[vampiregirlestrogen]

not for this one, buddy

[vampiregirlestrogen]

there is not a single chance in hell, but thanks

[only-tiktoks]

[mysharona1987]

[inthefallofasparrow]

'REPUBLICAN LAUREN BOEBERT being expelled from the 'BEETLEJUICE' MUSICAL for VAPING and a HANDJOB' seems like the kind of story line a tank full of manatees would come up with.

[hxgrl]

[cuddledot]

Paper Mario Fans how we doing