Spacewhore.

I'm Kriise, I'm 24, from Norway and I adore everything Whedon, Harry Potter, Amanda Tapping and Starkid! 

[starryeyesxx]

season one ↦ giles & jenny

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

[harold-theyre-thespians]

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

[narwhalsarefalling]

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

[wren-likethe-bird]

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Every time a friend thanks me, and I respond with “gladly” or “my pleasure”, I die completely 1000% inside

[fair-itself]

I work at a plasma donation center. When processing donors, we call them by name, they walk up to the counter, and then we ask for their name and donor number. One time, instead of saying “Robert” I hollered “Name and donor number!?” into a full waiting room. Three people started announcing their names and donor numbers before we all realized that I fucked up.

[maplefiasco]

In college, I was a barista at Borders (remember Borders, you guys?!) I once drove through Taco Bell on my way home after a shift. When the cashier said, “okay, that’ll be $5.46!” I cheerfully responded, “Do you have a Borders rewards card?”

[iamthatbeast]

I have dealt with so many difficult customers over the years that I used to angrily call my dog “Sir” when I was mad at him.

[widonotts]

My first job was at my nearest Panera, and after coming home from a ten-hour Sunday morning shift, I was exhausted; but when my mom called me to come downstairs, instead of replying in the grumpy teenagerish tone I usually would, I said in my cheeriest, fakest voice, “Not a problem at all, let me just check with my manager!” before realizing my mistake.

[artwlw]

my coworker went to back up the cash registers one time and she had been at customer service right before. when we finish with a customer we have to sometimes get the attention of the next person and will shout “i can get the next person in line!” but instead of saying that she yelled “HI WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH” to everyone in the general area

[youlovelucie]

I have told my dog “no thank you” so many times after working at a preschool

[spacecores]

a couple of times i’ve gotten stuck in a hello how are you good how are you good how are you loop with an equally tired Fred Meyer’s cashier after a long shift but the best time was after a 10 to 10 post-holidays after they told me my total, I asked if they would like a bag today and after a confused few seconds they were like, “no… I have the bags”

[thebritishteapot]

Worked in a gallery where we asked people to take off their backpacks in order not to accidentally damage paintings. So when I went to the shop later and saw a guy in the line in front of me, I told him he had to remove his backpack. He probably thought I was politely trying to rob him.

[ohmystarsy]

I work at architecture office and I send a lot of plans and images to our clients so my emails usually start with polish equivalent of “attached you can find”. recently I was sending sth to my dad by email and just couldn’t write a normal email bc I can only write like programmed machine I am. It went sth like “Hi Dad, attached you can find the image of Grandma. Please let me know what you think. Best regards.”

[dailybtvs]

Top 10 Buffy x Angel scenes in the Buffyverse (as voted by our followers) ↳ #8. 7.05 “Selfless” You think we haven’t all seen this before? The part where you just cut us all out? Just step away from everything human and act like you’re the law? If you knew what I felt-

[thexfiles]

i’m mentally ill too but fucking listen to me here. you need to take responsibility for your actions regardless of whether or not they’re a product of your mental illness. you don’t get to manipulate, gaslight, take advantage of, or straight up abuse people because you’re mentally ill! you don’t! what the fuck! why are some of you still thinking it’s okay to say things like “manipulation is okay because i have _____ and need attention from my significant other” oh my god. Don’t fucking do that

[chrishemsworht]

television meme (4/20 female characters)  → Rachel Green “I’m sorry, were you talking to me or sleeping with somebody else?

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[onegirlinalltheworld]

I am not a girl that can ever be defined.

[scoobygangs]

Let’s face it. None of us are ever gonna have a happy, normal relationship…we’re doomed!

[adrianshidden]

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

[adrianshidden]

[meliorn]

✩ favorite outfits meme ✩ ↳ jane sloan (the bold type)

[jedi-anakin]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

When ur too anxious to eat but you know you need the Irishmen so you keep putting food in ur mouth like it’s a too full laundry machine but you’ll be damned if you’re gonna do two loads

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The….nourishment…..I am not eating an Irishman

[musiclovercd3-deactivated201910]

*looks suspiciously at url

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[piper-haliwel]

charmed rewatch ♡  2.08 - P3 H20 “Look at what happened to mom and then look what’s happening to me; No successful relationship with guys, being responsible for a family, now because of being this charmed thing, the very real possibility of dying young, it’s like history is repeating itself.”

[ssam-banana-blog]

THE REAL CHARMED

[claudiablacks]

Aeryn Sun + character development

[ploppythespaceship-a]

#the best thing about this character arc is it’s so believably nuanced#they didn’t just go ‘oh she was a brutish soldier and then she learned to love and have feelings’ #she always loved she always had feelings her journey was about being able to embrace those things #in a healthy way and a supportive environment without shame #it was about expanding her world view and casting off bigotry (it was a journey real people can understand and need themselves) #which is part of why it was so powerful she wasn’t this unemotional robot in the beginning #for an alien she was always so very tragically painfully human #we didn’t just watch her ‘have her icy heart melted by a good man’ #her journey was her own on her own terms for her own good #she became ‘more’ #not just by someone else’s standards and in the ways they prescribed or approved #she did it herself #she did it for herself #and she had setbacks and relapses and it wasn’t magically easy #IT WAS NEVER EASY #but she powered the fuck through and all the good traits and skills she’d always had got her there in the end #anyway in other news I love her #Aeryn Sun #in other other news this is possibly still the actual real best show I have ever seen no joke (via whitlockienterprisespresents)

ALL OF THOSE THINGS ABOVE

[scoobygangs]

[ekladkikodekhatohaisalaga]

every word of this is so powerful

[scoobygangs]