Soo... Yeah...

Just Going To Dump Everything In Here...

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[pixeljade]

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!

The Goblet Nearest You

The Goblet Nearest Me

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[a-heavenly-melody-deactivated20]

This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit

[wholesome-animal-images]

[lonnson]

The feared sting-ray

[seaglassandeelgrass]

Today's xkcd is going to be another hit with the boat crowd. [x]

[alphacrone]

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

[alphacrone]

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

[lawfulgoodness]

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

[ach-sss-no]

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

[teaboot]

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

[traumatizedmonstrosity]

How many DND nerds does it take to get an angel food cake out of the tin?

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Trick question, they're still rolling perception

[homunculus-argument]

It's best to try your best to not touch wildlife. But if the wildlife is trying its best to touch you, you have a permission to pull that creature off your back and yeet it.

[sundermunder]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

[eclipsen-smiles]

Do they know. Do they know that they’re predators. Do they even know.

[beardedmrbean]

Girl has all kinds of badass stuff on her IG

itsginnydi

[luminouslumity]

[shiroikabocha]

I made a fool of myself with homestuck references when I bought this fancy little artisanal tea blend (the brewmaster had no idea what I was talking about) but in my defense:

I mean I know you didn’t intend to make Vriska Tea but that’s what you did. you made Vriska Tea

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[yorgen-sh]

[astrangertomykin]

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

[astrangertomykin]

Oh bother.

[dggeoff-deactivated20161128]

im deleting this fucking website

[best-chance-deactivated20161213]

It took me a minute

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

[aworldofpattern]

Oscar de la Renta: 'Crafted like a mosaic, discover the making-of the #odlrfall2024 stained glass gown — ushering in a a new House-signature embroidery technique.'

Constructed from hundreds of polyamide panes, hand-sewn together in an Art Nouveau style reminiscent of Tiffany glass. Ready-to-wear: £36,546.

[k-mraz]

Pros of vampirism: cool commissions from over 100 years ago. Cons? You have to pay to see them.

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend