Jadeee :3

new here pls be nice | 22 she/her | nerdy sapphic neurodivergent trans gal | dms open come say hi! | if I follow you it probably means I wanna talk to you :3 | happily taken| DNI: Minors, Chasers, homophobes, transphobes, Nazis, racists, any bigotry whatsoever. I am not afraid of the block button she's my bestie :D | Host of a system | ace spec

[jadewithablade]

Btw if you like more than like 3 of my posts you're legally required to dm me that's the rules

[the-quasar-hero]

Have you ever had a 2 dollar bill?

Yes, several

Yes, once

I have one right now

No, but I’ve seen one before

No, I’ve never had or seen one but I’ve heard about them

I’ve never seen or heard of them.

I’ve never possessed U.S currency before

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

And yes, they’re real, here’s mine!

[tartrazeen]

You guys could've had a lovely toonie like Canada, but you went for paper :(

[the-quasar-hero]

Idk what that means but I’m willing to take offense from it.

[bread-making-vikings]

canadian $1 coin has a loon (bird) on it, so is called a loonie. $2 coin is thus called a toonie (two-oonie) for symmetry

[the-quasar-hero]

Ludicrous

[bread-making-vikings]

Loonicrous

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[mavigation]

this person has so many all timers it’s insane

[mynowherenothing]

one of my favourite tweets ever

[onehundred43]

no idea how to format this on here but thought i may aswell post it lol

[gum088]

we're just too cool

[funtergeist]

thing i drew before chapter 5 came out... i didnt like it enough to post but i think its more relevant now

[bovineblogger]

guys???

[bovineblogger]

i refuse to believe that there are humans that work at tumblr anymore

[terraswallows]

[fleshengine]

ITS BECAUSE RECENTLY TRANSITIONING TRANS GIRLS DON'T EVER MAKE THE FIRST FUCKING MOVE! I HAVE TO BREAK THE ICE! ALMOST EVER GOD DAMN TIME!

[butterfly-sapphic]

Well like...can you blame her for being nervous given the whole life experiences™ thing

[fleshengine]

No not really, but that doesn't mean I'm not also frustrated with the situation. I fully comprehend why early trans girls are like that, there's a whole host of issues almost all of us have starting out that are difficult to work through. Feeling like a predator, not knowing your role in things, being afraid to show your body off. It's pretty normal. My problem is that my dating pool is mostly transfems early in transition, and I get tired of initiating and doing the emotional labor to keep the night going. Sometimes I want to be the sub ya know?

[butterfly-sapphic]

I also cant blame you for that either. (And relate)

Sounds like a lose-lose situation where trans girls are just struggling to date due to bweh

[fleshengine]

we collectively need to get over ourselves and love each other without fear

[urie]

i haven't seen anything about this on my dashboard, so i wanted to share. ICE gestapo killed another human being on tuesday. he leaves behind three sons and his wife, who he has spent the last 35 years building a life with

there is a gofundme supported by the league of united latin american citizens set up to help with funeral costs, legal fees, and supporting his family moving forward.

please give if you can and share if you can't

[stillurfavouritebat]

Possessiveness? Over me? Yes.. I want it.

[taketestosterone]

edit: people are reblogging without the addition so im putting the extra versions in the base post too

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[orcboxer]

[necrxsaint]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[galaxycepheus]

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

[galaxycepheus]

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[amazoogle]

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

[amazoogle]

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener