Kronash

Your basic nerdy dude. Anything related to games and shows and books. For the Horde - Be Prepared for me to post Battleground scoreboards - My other account is @stormlight-quotes

[darth--nickels]

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

[darth--nickels]

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

[calamari-chaos]

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

[darth--nickels]

Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain! 

And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!! 

[anonymouscomrade]

#DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH#I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  Thibaud Pourplanche

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kronash]

Anyone else read that in his voice?

[weirdlandtv]

Concept drawings by John Watkiss for Disney’s TARZAN (1999), and backgrounds.

[sicilyjoy]

““When a slave rebels, it is nothing much to the people who read about it later. Just thin words on thinner paper, worn finer by the friction of history. “So you were slaves? So what?” They whisper, like it’s nothing. But to the people who live through a slave rebellion, both those who take their dominance for granted, until it comes for them in the dark, and those who would see the world burn before enduring one moment longer in their place. That is not a metaphor, Essun. Not hyperbole. I did watch the world burn. Say nothing to me of innocent bystanders, unearned suffering, heartless vengeance. When a comm builds atop a fault line, do you blame its walls when they inevitably crush the people inside? No; you blame whoever was stupid enough to think they could defy the laws of nature forever. Well, some worlds are built on a fault line of pain, held up by nightmares. Don’t lament when those worlds fall. Rage that they were built doomed in the first place”

—

N. K. Jemisin  The Stone Sky (Broken Earth Trilogy)

Jemisin gonna go head an accidently start a revolution… 

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happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[aestheticsmut]

[onlycosmere]

[hedgehog-moss]

I was outside reading and eating sunflower seeds earlier, occasionally tossing one to the hens, and at some point I threw a particularly nice, long seed in Cordélia’s direction, thinking oh, she’s going to be excited about this one, but she was distracted and didn’t see it. So I got up to retrieve it and then I couldn’t find it either, and started ruffling the grass in search of it. Then realised that if the postwoman or anyone showed up right now they would find me on all fours in the grass foraging for seeds with my chickens and how could I explain? first of all that I’m not foraging for my own dinner like a crazy chicken woman, secondly that I’m doing this because I don’t want my girls to find my sunflower seed, I want to give it to them and be loved?

[k-eke]

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[approximately12screamingcats]

see that react?

that’s our dm

[memecucker]

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

[readmetxt]

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

[itsallavengers]

Stark Tower has literally got the best wifi in the whole of New York and Tony makes it free as well so sometimes he’ll walk out of the ground floor and just see like a dozen or so people, usually kids, just sat on the doorstep on their phones or laptops and like it’s such a little thing to do but yknow. He’s Ironman. Give the kids some damn fast wifi.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

okay BUT

the day after actual tony stark saw them hanging out in frony of the Tower, some of the kids were reluctant to go back there but God they had to finish their homework and the tower was on their way from school so they go back there and

theres a separate room that surely mustve been some important part of the lobby yesterday but now had a “Free WiFi Zone” plate on the door. Inside were huge sofas and armchairs and beanbags, fridges stocked with various drinks, a coffee maker and 20ish iron man mugs, a couple of laptops on the desk near the wall and a note for them to read:

“This is your part of the Tower now. Use whatever you need, no time limit, and stay in school kids :) - T. S.”

[shoyowo]

AWEEEEEEEEE

[impossiblepersonparadise]

You can damn well imagine that once this gets out to the public, more people come over, mothers of those kids leave cookies for Tony Stark in thanks, people look Stark Industries up because you know, maybe they’re gonna work there one day. But the most important part is that Tony always gets at least one thank you note/card/present every day from those same kids.

[supremehusbands]

Fuck it got better

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

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