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@krowjet
Hello, welcome to my main blog, where it’s absolutely chaotic.
Feel free to see my personal works/art on @gladioluscorner. It’s somewhat more organized on that end.
I forgot I had tumblr again but hi~~
My fixation is Lohen now ^^
I don't rlly know how the blog stuff works on tumblr so sorry for ppl who don't care abt him
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit
What's your favorite color (by general shades)
Blue
Red
Yellow
Pink
Purple
Orange
Green
Brown
White
Black
just curious tbh, please reblog to get lots of votes
best moments in gaming journalism
journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity
that’s it
highlights:
“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”
S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“
i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”
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minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
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microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
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[Male genshin characters when asked to kill a spider]
[A/N]Peer-reviewed by my bestie.[I had her correct general placements] Intended as a romantic angle, but could be platonic ig?
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Categories in order of best to worst reaction imo.
Only changes I’d make are Lohen would absolutely tease you as he’s releasing it. He might not kill it, it’s not worth the effort and they’re still helpful, but he’s gonna tease you ruthlessly cause he finds your reactions so cute.
And Albedo would eat the spider only rarely. His interesting things voiceline is about the spiders on petrified trees in domains being tasty, preferably roasted with cape jasmine, lemongrass, and cardamom. It’s implied he’s had time to fine tune the recipe, after several attempts of eating these, and that was his favorite. But the ones in your house just aren’t particularly big or all that tasty to him. Cooking them is kind of difficult. If it was a particularly interesting spider, he might even set up a small enclosure and watch it. He might joke about eating it if he’s feeling particularly playful, only to chuckle at your reaction and take it outside.
Lohen Drabble (you’re really sick)
You’re sick. Terribly so. Fever, headache, everything aches and the mere thought of even trying to drink water or eat hurts.
You just want to sleep, but the ache of your stomach and the pounding behind your eyes is just so intense you’re not sure you’ll be able to. And when someone knocked on your door, you weren’t even sure someone was actually there, or if you were hearing things in your state.
A moment of silence. Then, louder, harsher.
It hurt. The noise was making your headache worse. You wanted to tell them to screw off, but the dryness of your mouth and the effort seemed too insurmountable.
They kept pounding at your door. Somehow even louder, more forceful. A short stop before a voice cut through the air, muted by the walls between.
“Open up already! You owe me that spar already!”
Oh. Lohen.
You prayed he’d leave soon. Just give up and come back later. You managed to roll over, away from the bedroom door and pull the blanket over yourself. You felt so hot, yet so cold simultaneously. Miserable.
It was silent for a bit, something you were thankful for. A break. Maybe you could sleep, the throb of your headache had eased up a tiny bit with the noise.
“You really need to change your locks. Barely took any effort to— damn you look terrible.”
Not muted by walls. Crisp. Clear. Close.
You rolled over, confusion bubbling in you. And there in your darkened room, right by your door, was the vice captain still here. He had refused to leave. He broke in.
You didn’t have the energy to yell at him, ask what he did to your door. You shut your eyes, the headache coming back. Waves.
A part of you wanted to cry, but again, you weren’t sure you had the energy or even could cry right now beyond pathetic whimpering.
The back of his hand found your forehead, not gloved but bare skin. So cold… your body leaned into the chill.
~•~
Lohen let out a hum, and if you opened your eyes, you’d catch the way his brow furrowed, no smile in sight. You were clearly sick, for how long he hadn’t really known. But you looked utterly miserable. It was one thing if you’d been hurt. He could handle hurt. Fighting whoever hurt you, watch the blood and sweat drip into the ground. Honestly, it would almost be a good thing if you were. Might prevent that duel you owe, but he’d have reason for a hunt. He could dig his blade, his spear into flesh and muscle, rip it apart with a sadistic grin. And you look good in blood. He could help change the bandages and watch you squirm, wiping away the red of that life essence on your skin and hear the little noises you’d make when he wrapped around the source of your pain.
But there wasn’t an enemy for him to go at. Just you, small and weak, not even fully here. Toeing that spot between consciousness and not.
His hand fell away from your head, and the way you chased after pulled at him, something soft and gentle. Concerned, he realized. Genuinely concerned.
He took a look around your room finally. You hadn’t even turned on a light, the curtains pulled closed. It smelled of sweat and sick. A bucket lay on the floor, your bedside table had a half filled water glass, a bottle of fever reducers and used tissues.
Soup. He’d make that for you. Something easy on the stomach. Maybe crackers as well. Carbs would help ease the stomach. Get some water into you, medicine. Change your sheets. He’d place some cool compresses to your forehead, wrists, even your neck. He wasn’t a nurse. He could dress a wound, but sickness? He’d try. Worst case, the knights in the company owe him some favors. He’d could cash them if it got you on your feet quicker. Would replacing your locks be a favor or does it end up neutral since he picked them in the first place?
His duel would have to wait until you could actually move. There’s no fun in an opponent already broken. Just means he has first dibs on your attention.
Headcannon: Cyrus, now free from the Distortion World (And by law, he has to live with Cynthia so she can supervise him), He discovered Animal Crossing and is addicted to it.
(Sorry if my english sounded bad asf)
I love this idea of cyrus being addicted to animal crossing lol
Imagine his crobat chilling in his lap, letting Cyrus use its head as a prop for his switch. Looks at Tom Nook and goes “hmmm”
New vs old designs... aka proof that shape language matters bc these are mostly the same in terms of design but feel so different bc the shapes are better
The actual changes to the designs do help too ofc lol
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
Good word to take with me next time I’m in Nineveh
We need to find the high geologist post and introduce the world Lingible.
There is a word like “kleptomaniac” except it refers to wanting to get elected, being obsessed with it purely to get elected again, but I can’t find it!
gen 10 final evolution predictions
My professors are about to be so annoyed with the sheer amount of extensions I’m gonna ask for
Missing you (Wulfgard x reader)
Kind of OOC, but this has been floating in my drafts for a bit and honestly, I just wanted to write. Enjoy. Attempts were made.
Ever since Neferith, the Bone Krushers have gotten far too bold. They should not be nearly as active as they are. Wulfgard was not usually this busy, an it was starting to irk him more than he’d admit.
Dealing with the conflicts of the clans, acting as an intermediary between Endfield and the Pack, it took up a majority of his time these days. And that’s how he ended up here, clearing yet another camp of buggers thinking themselves stronger than the slop they were.
How many times has he cleared this road again? How many denstacks has he had to destroy in Valley IV? At this point, his patience was wearing thin. His off-days hadn’t been aligned with yours for weeks now, and taking a look at your schedule that was a trend only bound to continue much to his disappointment.
Catello would never hold it against you, the lack of time spent together. You were both busy individuals, there was little getting around it. But even he wasn’t completely immune to longing. Maybe that’s why when he came home and you weren’t there, he found himself lingering in shared spaces, just trying to soak in what left of your scent in his home and let it fill his head until nothing but a shade of you was left. Maybe that’s why his photos app was left open in the background, pulled up to an image of you, his blankets piled on top of your peacefully sleeping form.
He wasn’t immune to longing.
Beating up a handful of LBs wasn’t hard. He was always fast, dealt with them before they really knew what was happening. Only one had caused any issues, a hulking mass of dumb muscle that took a couple of more frags than he’d thought. Thankfully, it hadn’t managed too many hits on him back. The cut on his cheek and bruising along his shoulder was manageable.
Most everything he’d already gotten a good look at before he took out the trash, but it was always best to check again. Too many times they’d thought they were safe, only to end up with permanent scars as a harsh reminder. His own back ached in remembrance.
You’d always trace the lines carved into his skin, bored fingers making new patterns that took all his attention. He wanted to feel them again, the way you’d knead at tightened muscles that left him sore but relaxed. A routine you’d made that had been so long unrepeated. Could he even truly rest if you weren’t there, a warm presence right next to him?
A scan of reported stillness, the only movement from a flickering fire barely still alive. A shovelful of dirt was all it took to smother the remaining cinders.
He stepped over the bodies, quickly finding the denstack they’d been trying to build up. They hadn’t yet managed to fully get it constructed, making it fairly easy to break down with a single explosive. And the scrap metal and tarps they’d been dragging around to try and make some quick shelters were just as easy to get through. They never had the foresight to gather much in the way of materials, and even less in actual plans for design, making everything a fragile tangle of materials at best. Made his job easier, but it was something the other clans took clear note of.
Just what exactly did Neferith plan for them? The most they offered was blind devotion and drugged delusions. Catello sighed. He could figure out more later. As it stood, his limbs felt heavy with exhaustion, and his mind wasn’t far behind. He couldn’t wait until this mission was over just to collapse in your shared space. Just a fragment of you would ease him.
He heard a rattling sound that shouldn’t be there, his weapon drawing from his holster on instinct. The building, the one that scanner and his initial search had deemed not too big a concern. He cursed himself, he shouldn’t have gotten so sloppy. That’s how you die.
He approached the building with soft steps, the sound of dirt shifting under his feet almost imperceptible. Catello kicked the door open, launching it from its hinges and slamming it into the wall with an echoing thud.
A bat launched at his head, and if he had been any slower he’d have ended up on the floor with a concussion. He jumped back, aiming at center mass but not yet firing. There was still a chance it was a civilian, one who gotten trapped inside with the LBs.
“Holy shit you scared the snot out of me.”
His arm dropped, switching the safety of his hand cannon on. There you were, bat in hand and clearly frazzled at seeing him and by Talos it had him equally overwhelmed by emotions. Fear, relief, anger, pride. His ears might have gotten a little warm, but it could just as easily be from the stuffy air of the cabin.
“What are you doing here?” He spat out, harsher than he intended but damn it, he nearly shot you. He wasn’t sure if he could live with himself if he had been just a little too quick to fire.
“Well I was working when this happened. They better pay me hazard for this…”
He couldn’t help the laugh that left him. Here he was, missing you so much it hurt, and you were a stone throw’s away. Armed with a bat and ready to fight tooth and nail, your guard steady and if he hadn’t been expecting a fight right on entry, he’d have likely ended up in a med tent. As if he needed another reason to fall for you.
“Wait, Catello you’re bleeding again! Ugh, sit down, let me treat it,” you scolded, shoving him into an office chair that despite everything, was still upright. Your hands were quick to find a cut on his chin he hadn’t even noticed, adrenaline still running in his veins. His jaw tightened slightly at the contact, but you were already rummaging for bandages and wound wash.
It wasn’t exactly what he had expected, but he relished the time anyways. After all, who was he to say no to your touch?