a mechanical bird

I'm Len // they/them // polish + 22

[tragicwaif]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[kruki]

god i wish i could just get shitfaced drunk and then get someone to listen to me whine dramatically so i could just maybe fast forward some of the emotional processing. alas i have a significant personality flaw that makes me break out in metaphorical hives whenever i have to be vulnerable with another human person.

[cadaverpilled]

"i asked chatgpt—" well i went to the river bubble and asked palamedes sextus and he told me to read his erotic fanfiction.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[redstonedust]

trying to explain my process of doing errands to my housemates and realising i'm not beating the adhd allegations.

[kruki]

went on a really middling coffee date recently and god. the man showed up in a white polo and beige chinos. his main hobby was "going fast". he didnt even like coffee!!! why did he suggest a coffee place? god dating is a nightmare

[kruki]

our contact ended after i joked that he had his fly down for the first fifteen minutes of the meet up. (he actually did) he unmatched me after that but honestly it was worth it

[kruki]

went on a really middling coffee date recently and god. the man showed up in a white polo and beige chinos. his main hobby was "going fast". he didnt even like coffee!!! why did he suggest a coffee place? god dating is a nightmare

[felisgalactus]

Absolutely hilarious decision to make your protagonist a middle school teacher who doesn’t swear btw

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[kruki]

oh god yea this is a hyperfixation now. matt murdock weeks upon me

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[k-erosene]

[bahari-official]

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

[lovethisfatcryptid]

Amen 🙌

[kruki]

oh god my dj dogwater neighbour is a really cute girl. fuck