Salutations Across The Nations

I’m the Giraffe of the fricken galaxy

[devinellekurtz]

The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long

[luzzytheray]

A totally chill summer for a dragon croc!!

Cel-shaded commission for @/azerade.bsky.social

[sapphire-shores]

this calls for a party ^_^

[sapphire-shores]

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[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

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[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[wonderful-emoji]

[spettrooo]

He's a bit shy >⁠.⁠<

[vexheart]

This

[mosslingg]

@funnier-as-a-system

[katlovesshrimps]

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL AGE REGRESSORS AND LITTLES THAT RECENTLY FOLLOWED ME

Storytime with Blue is starting in 10 minutes

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[sixtwothree]

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

[tiny-pebble]

[aniseandspearmint]

this post never fails to make me crave gummy orange slices

[krippe90]

"you could just eat normal clementine slices?" NO! I want to eat ROCKS!

[girlboyburger]

something something horsegirls

[girlboyburger]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

rediscovered this banana I painted when I was annoyed over photorealism

[rambrandt-the-painter]

this bread isn't as realistic but it can go here too

[kocalls]