a symphony of agony

my neurons are snapping like cat gut strings

[paper-mario-wiki]

i press my fingers into your cranium, leaving deep impressions like wet clay.

i'm molding you.

you lack the decency or awareness to say thank you.

i continue anyway.

[kuaidul]

going through yugioh gx clips and the amount of times o'brien has to yank judai back from doing something stupid is so cute

[alex-iwobi]

the hot brazilian girls are sad and you know who is to blame? a blonde man. kill yourself haaland.

[hollanderthoughts]

No one can see how badly I want it :)

[hollanderthoughts]

No one can see how badly I want it

[flowers-in-book]

soft launching my disappearance

[6mayhem]

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

[innerchildabortionclinic]

something good happens to those who take one

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[cherrivixx]

i do love how many kh characters when they're in a bad situation they're like well i see no other option. time for the move that has never failed me before: the Killing Myself Special

[roobin-sandwich]

[segamascott]

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[dirt-secret]

i do this cuz i like you

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[soup-mother]

leave your boyfriend. read my 100 hour long visual novel

[mmmmmmrmn]

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire