Bears In Space: In 3-D!!

•26 | Gay | He/Him• •Residential dork, dweeb, and dingus• •Adult Swim 24/7 (18+, no minors pls)•

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[sheherlockholmes]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[catchymemes]

[pinniposting]

can i stare at u like this

via

[peachnix]

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

[sabertoothwalrus]

fixed it

[coquette-club]

[greelin]

fruitful endeavors…

[greelin]

[thyrell]

i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer

[holycrapitsbags]

Yeah former 8 year Starbucks employ here. This never happens. I’ve have had what amounts to a flip on this happen more often. Something like

“Welcome in what can I get you”

“I want a plain black coffee”

“All rights wha-“

“No sugar or cream or flavor or anything else.”

“Okay, got it, wha-“

“I don’t want no caramachmocha flippy-do’s or frappachina-what-it’s. Just. A plain ol regular black coffee”

“That’s great sir, now please wha”

“Just a old fashioned stright up coff-“

“SIR WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID FUCKING COFFEE”

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[gem-andromeda]

[lowpolyanimals]

Mr Gold from Brother Hai's Pho Restaurant

[pukicho]

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

[pukicho]

Mother was afraid, but surely no more than the frogs

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

Queer first-worldists are a plague. Kill all TMEs. Kill all first-worldists.

[in-a-state-of-trance]

ignoring the usual guardian transphobic framing she's literally defending rowling in the same article. fucking atrocious cunt.

[cartyrs]

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of