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I’m just a buoy

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[vault-of-amber]

Rewatched the 'Dinner with the Devil' Caduceus-Trent massacre again and god. it hits harder every time you watch it. It's such a perfect scene. The way Caduceus is the only one to not be outwardly hostile throughout the course of the dinner, helping Eodwulf with his seat and joking with him about the vegetarian food, watching as his friends' insults slide off Trent's back. I imagine him coming into the dinner with a genuinely open mind, ready to finally understand the mind behind his friend's torture and hoping to help him heal, and then getting gradually more disappointed as the dinner goes on. Trent's entire philosophy is built around going to unspeakable measures for the greater good of himself and his proteges, so any insult from Caleb/ Bren or associates will automatically compute to him as jealous rage from people too weak to reap the rewards of his 'program'. But Caduceus' speech, in a very short amount of words, manages not only to imply that he has no real impact on the world, but also that he is worth pity. Ikithon can't brush it off as a meaningless insult because it's not an insult. It's genuine. Someone is giving him advice. Someone considers him stupid enough to not understand the fundamentals of how the world works, and that someone wishes him well. I know this bitch was SEETHING in his fuckass lab

[heated-obsession]

If they don't make Fjord the biggest girl failure in the animated series, I will be so pissed.

He's the guy that can't do push ups and gets bitten by every turtle he sees. I need to see him get thrown by Jester and Yasha because he rolls 3 nat ones at the fair.

He's pathetic and if they change that I will riot.

[its-your-mind]

a collection of my favorite comments on the new M9 trailer:

[pocchi-poket]

I totally understand that Mollymauk's cloak would be a nightmare to animate, and I get that they picked the obvious route of simplifying it, but I still want to tell you guys what according to me would've been the funniest solution, which is to actually draw the cloak as detailed and complex as possible, but only show the back of it in ONE shot. For the rest of the series, whenever Molly turns or we're shown his back, the back of the coat would get hidden in increasingly absurd and obvious ways (like, at first by one of the nein or a simple object like a chair, and gradually by things like an extremely well timed flying bird, or a random sign that just says something like "detailed coat"), like they do with pregnant women on sitcoms

[colealexart]

they're best friends now because i said so

[whitepeopletwitter]

[maybethistimemegz]

[teathattast]

[p-aranoid]

[fuck-the-west-fuck-america]

What's the point of the un, the geneva conventions, international law, etc if we see a genocide happening in front of our eyes but nothing is done to stop it.

[rylandsgrace]

Thank you, Matthew Perry (August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

[75log]

SU-'s shoulders must be getting stronger and stronger.

[autodiscipline]

going on the internet to stare at things. going to a antique mall to stare at things. going to the aquarium to stare at things. going to an art gallery to stare at things. picking up a book to stare at things. going to the cinema to stare at things. &other such cases

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

mans has a phd

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve worked with people with PhDs, that checks out.

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[luulapants]

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

[zvepabonde]

Please, no more temporary people.