Levi “I might be short but I’ll fuck you up” Ackerman
Also known as Levi “If you get blood on my outfit you cleaning that shit up”
Now I’m just going to come out and say this
Levi is shorter than the men I usually date
I mean I don’t think I’m that much taller than him considering I’m 5’6
You know what never mind 😐
I fucking hate my height 😫
Now if you didn’t know I’m about to tell y’all something that’s very important about short people
You are not to fuck with short people under any circumstances
Them little motherfuckers are like some gremlins
They’re closer to hell so in other words they don’t got shit to lose
All that built up anger is why they can’t grow
I mean look at Levi my nigga stayed fucking people up
We all remember that iconic scene where Levi beat the absolute shit out of poor Eren
He is fucking that nigga up
And do y’all see his signature kick at the beginning
I mean at that point I would’ve just played dead
Like why is that nigga trying to reach up and stop him
You then already lost just take that L and keep it going
I just know that nigga is either dead or has a concussion after that ass beating
Y’all might hate me for saying this but before I actually started watching the show I thought Levi was the main character
I know it’s terrible but like I said it was before I watched the show
I actually just love how fucking fabulous he looks in this gif
He knows he’s a bad bitch
Levi walks like his dick is big and I’m starting to think that’s where all his height went
That’ll take a bitch by surprise right there
It’s kinda like how most people don’t expect skinny dudes to have a big dick
But then again I wouldn’t know considering I’m a child of god
Levi was like bitch don’t touch me
Y’all already know he spent all day cleaning that damn shirt
Like do you see how white that damn shirt is
That can’t be just bleach alone
You know it was hand washed too
He sliced that niggas hand fast as fuck
And he just did it so nonchalant
I need to go catch back up on Attack on Titan
I honestly never understood why people were still willing to fight Levi
I mean this is the same nigga that was fucking up giant cannibals
The fucking Titans were as tall as fucking buildings
And have y’all seen them things run 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♂️
Bitch I would’ve died from laughing before they got to me
Look at him that nigga turned into a spinning ball of death
If I could be in any anime I choose it damn sure wouldn’t be this bitch
Cause nine times out of ten my clumsy ass would hit a tree and die
Then it’s a chance that my body won’t make it back cause they’ll probably dump that bitch just to get away
Imma be honest with you chief I ain’t trying to die and end up as titan shit
I would say I’d rather clean but that would be a lie
Hell I’m more likely to die from exhaustion then actually clean the room how he wants
Cause that nigga be setting some impossible standards
Knowing me I’ll probably be trying to go on patrol or hide rather than clean
But I’ll probably get caught and I’m really not trying to get fucked up by Levi
His punches and kicks look like it hurts
I’m definitely not try to lose no fucking teeth either
I feel a headache coming in just thinking about that ass whooping
I would much rather be on my hands and knees taking dick not scrubbing floors
Levi has had a fucked up life
It’s not to bad when you compare him to others that will not be named (I’m looking at you Guts)
But it’s still a life I wouldn’t wish on nobody
The nigga is just bad to be around
I’m slick starting to think that he’s sacrificing niggas to keep his good looks
Cause let’s be honest do we really know how old he is
I mean he gotta be in his mid thirties maybe forties and he’s still kicking ass
Levi is the only nigga I know that would stab somebody and be mad when they get blood on him
Like my nigga what did you expect was gone happen
Did you think the blood was going to stay in the body, like I need answers
It doesn’t help that he talks hella shit as he’s whooping yo ass
Like I already then lost feeling in my face and body
I do not need you talking about how disgusting my blood is right now
You can’t wait until I’m dead or maybe unconscious
I ought spit on yo damn shoes bitch
Something tells me that I’m going to have to start making different parts for these because of the damn ten picture limit
But I think y’all got the gist of it for now
The question though is would I let him fuck
And the answer to that silly question is…….. HELL YEA
Y’all thought just cause he short he can’t the pussy
Shiddd ain’t no height limit bitch
But there is an age requirement I should probably just throw that out there
Now that I think about I really shouldn’t have to say that, but hey you never know
The only problem that might come in is if he’s like the dude from Fifty shades of grey
Now I’m into some freaky shit but I ain’t that damn freaky
So you can keep that damn candle wax and all that other shit away from me. I’m in it for the pleasure not the pain my nigga so you can go ahead and put that damn riding crop away. 😐😐😐😐😐Y’all weren’t going to tell me that there’s a 100 text block limit. Y’all hoes was just gone let me find it out for myself huh. I really am going to have to start making two parts to these.
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